Author Topic: The magical Vending machine (Read 20896 times)

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #50 on:** April 20, 2008, 07:49:23 pm »

^ You get Guitar Hero: The Otaku Edition (and the controller only has orange buttons).

V I insert Will Ferrel and a houseplant.

jaybug · « **Reply #51 on:** April 21, 2008, 07:53:59 pm »

You get a Fig Farrell. Trust me, it isn't worth a fig.

I insert Totemo's cute smile, Mustach's Diet Coke, Pieisexactlythree's ears, Laurifer's avatar, and Tom's dancing bear...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #52 on:** April 22, 2008, 01:57:27 pm »

You get a dvd archive of http://icanhascheezburger.com/

I put in a can of Hawaiian Punch, a toy helicopter, and a shoelace.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 22, 2008, 03:04:45 pm »

^ You get a g-string bikini

V I put in Mortal Kombat II, a cheerleader, and Shredder from TMNT.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #54 on:** April 22, 2008, 03:20:57 pm »

You get a cute girl in an old school, yellow wolverine costume.

I put in a pirate flag and a charizard plushie

jaybug · « **Reply #55 on:** April 22, 2008, 05:28:25 pm »

You get a miniature Godzilla with the personality of Wolverine, on the hunt for your booty!

I insert a toy robot, a Gundam video, and the Japanese Defense Force budget...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #56 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:19:00 am »

You get a breakdancer in a robot costume and a 20 person entourage.

I insert a quart of honey and a DVD with three episodes of The Muppet Show.

jaybug · « **Reply #57 on:** April 23, 2008, 06:28:33 pm »

You get two creepy old guys trying to sweet talk you out doing stand up comedy, instead of heckling you to death.

I insert a daily newspaper and a puppy....

Higuma · « **Reply #58 on:** April 23, 2008, 07:30:24 pm »

You get some soiled newspaper

I put in a furby and chocolate milk

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #59 on:** April 23, 2008, 07:33:38 pm »

After about 45min, you get one pint of biomass diesel in a nalgene bottle, and an somewhat shiny ingot of unidentified metal alloy - still a little warm.

I insert powdered willow charcoal, sulphur, potassium nitrate, ammonium nitrate, diesel fuel, picric acid, nitrogen tri-iodide, red fuming nitric acid, white phosphorus, furfuryl alcohol, aniline, ammonium perchorate, and hydrazine.

THEN I RUN LIKE HELL.

jaybug · « **Reply #60 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:30:52 pm »

^ You get Bare Naked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I insert 2 cats, a phone and a copy of Maxim...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #61 on:** April 23, 2008, 10:30:42 pm »

^ You get a catgirl yuri phonestrap.

V I insert a cactus and seventeen marshmallows.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #62 on:** April 24, 2008, 02:59:05 pm »

/\ You get a German ST2 fanfic where Khan wins!

\/ I put in a gold lemay Klingon uniform and a bottle of vicodin.

jaybug · « **Reply #63 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:10:34 pm »

^ You get Mr. Spock in the brig for inciting a riot on Rigel IV. He was wearing the gold lame klingon uniform in a alien female impersonation karaoke bar, but the Vicodin had an opposite effect on Mr. Spock, who while wearing the uniform for purely logical reasons had the Vicodin slipped into his drink by a comedic android, who thought it would be funny. It was. Until Mr. Spock started shattering all the glassware by his ultrasonic falsetto aria of Klingon opera.

I insert Shakespeare's Hamlet and all the DVDs to Tenchi Muyo...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #64 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:55:49 pm »

/\ You get a japanese stage performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show with Danish Subtitles.

I insert a pound of greasy Taco Bell wrappers and a cup of Clorox bleach.

jaybug · « **Reply #65 on:** April 27, 2008, 06:08:11 pm »

You get arrested for laundering Mexican Pesos! lol just kidding

I insert a cup of soy sauce, 1/2 cup of oyster sauce, a couple of tabelspoons of sri racha sauce, a deck of cards, and Lt.Cmdr. Data wearing a Speedo men's swimsuit...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #66 on:** April 28, 2008, 09:02:14 am »

You get a Star Trek Next Generation crossover slashfic with Iron Chef.

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #67 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:44:51 am »

you get nothing O.o?

i put in a namine cosplay, a pretzel, markers, and fanboys

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #68 on:** April 28, 2008, 12:46:07 pm »

^ You get the DVD, How Six Flags Fared Under the Invasion of the Otaku.

V I insert a brick of pepperjack cheese and a bloodstained pair of overalls.

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #69 on:** April 28, 2008, 01:34:50 pm »

^ YOU KILLED THE CHEESE D:

V i put in a liter, a chair, and a picture of Tamaki form ouran highschool host club

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #70 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:07:11 pm »

You get a two foot tall gatorade cooler (with spigot) shaped like a red mushroom from Super Mario.

(sorry I messed up before, I didn't have time to fix it that day, sorry, sorrrrrrrry!)

I put in 1000 pardons and two camels.

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #71 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:15:57 pm »

you get crucified in egypt O.o...

i put in a hamster, rootbeer, and Mr Mustash

Daxe · « **Reply #72 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:22:03 pm »

you get a rootbeer fermented with a hamster and mr mustache

I put in a towel and the wisdom of the ancients

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #73 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:23:15 pm »

you get towlie from southpark, high, trying to play zelda

i put in shoes, a stapler, and a calender

Daxe · « **Reply #74 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:24:46 pm »

you get a pair of shoes made of recycled calendars stapled together instead of sewn

I put in a spear an alarm clock and a shower curtain

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #75 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:32:12 pm »

You get a "300 See'n'Say", "The Spartans says 'Hoo Hoo HOOOOOOO!' "

I insert a normal salad mushroom, a coat hangar, and a large tropical fish.

Daxe · « **Reply #76 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:37:16 pm »

You get a tropical dish served hanging from a hanger

I insert the beasie boys, capt jack and warrant

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #77 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:49:33 pm »

You get rum and cherry pie in Newark, but no sleep 'till Brooklyn!

I insert a roll of masking tape and three pink sharpies

jaybug · « **Reply #78 on:** April 28, 2008, 08:18:26 pm »

You don't get anything, because you are short one roll of duct tape! Silly dancing bear!See without the duct tape is you get a bunch of pink tape, but it is red tape that counts, so... thank you for playing. With duct tape you would have gotten an airtight alibi to the murder of your choice, and make the cops stick it to someone else!

I insert a rubber date stamp, a fake Rolex watch, and Catherine Deneuve...

Daxe · « **Reply #79 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:26:39 pm »

You get a stamp of a watch with Catherine Deneuve's face on it

I insert Powerade, Gatorade, and Lemonade

garfieldelric · « **Reply #80 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:39:55 pm »

And you get two gallon's worth of wonderful sports drinks, all combined into one.

I put in a Naruto DVD and a baseball.....

Daxe · « **Reply #81 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:57:13 pm »

You get the filler episode with the baseball ninjas

I insert a remote with no batteries, a missing left sock and face without a name

dakiro · « **Reply #82 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:00:32 pm »

^^u get shrapnel plastic flying out of machine

^hollow ichigo sitting on his couch after a looooong awful day

brains, guns, chainsaw

garfieldelric · « **Reply #83 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:03:10 pm »

^ Ouch, I'd get something that I am at a loss for words describing!

A Zatch Bell doll, a Blue Jays jersey

Daxe · « **Reply #84 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:04:06 pm »

^^You get a copy of texas chainsaw massacre

^ You get a zatch bell doll wearing a blue jays jersey

I insert a closed door, an open window and a broom

garfieldelric · « **Reply #85 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:05:13 pm »

^ And ya got some witch coming in your door.

Swedish meatballs, pizza, diet coke, sushi, hot dogs, and a bunch of Death Note fans...

Daxe · « **Reply #86 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:06:52 pm »

^ A con with indigestion

I insert a red pen, a blue pen and a pokeball

garfieldelric · « **Reply #87 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:08:13 pm »

And y'got yourself two pens in a Pokeball.

SakuraCon (our sister con) and Safeco Field...

jaybug · « **Reply #88 on:** April 29, 2008, 03:44:49 pm »

You have a ball park with the left field about 9000% larger than normal.

I insert a felonious hitchiker, a hippie, a traveling salesman, and two very large cans (industrial sized) of pork and beans...

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #89 on:** April 29, 2008, 04:47:25 pm »

^ ....you get another civil war.

V I put in a number, a Naruto character, a screw, an inn, a lightbulb, and a question mark.

Winfred · « **Reply #90 on:** April 29, 2008, 05:05:07 pm »

^ You get pretty much any anime forum from the Internets. Set in an inn.

V I insert a small robot and the physical essence of love.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #91 on:** April 29, 2008, 05:10:34 pm »

^ You get DDR!

V I put in a tamborine, and D from Vampire Hunter D (the first one)

jaybug · « **Reply #92 on:** April 29, 2008, 08:19:24 pm »

you just ruined a perfectly good vampire hunter, how can he sneak up on anything when he keeps going cha-ching-cha-ching? People keep dropping coins in his hat, mistaking him for a Hare Krishna follower.

I put in a coffee maker, a Japanese electric power transformer for a radio controlled car, a copy of Beethoven's greatest hits, and 2 Live Crew's debut album...

garfieldelric · « **Reply #93 on:** April 29, 2008, 10:41:25 pm »

Oh, my goodness! You get a PMP/coffee maker...

The Ouran Host Club, Charlie Brown, Miami Vice, and Kumoricon....

Daxe · « **Reply #94 on:** April 30, 2008, 11:30:52 am »

You get a host club dressed up as charlie brown characters set in kumoricon: miami

I insert hot coffee, kirmit the frog and a roll of duct tape

demonotaku · « **Reply #95 on:** April 30, 2008, 01:04:04 pm »

^ You get Grant Theft Muppet

I insert a xbox 360 with a red ring of death

jaybug · « **Reply #96 on:** April 30, 2008, 02:58:20 pm »

You get the gift that keeps on giving, until you die!

I insert an old army uniform, a department store mannequin, a Hal 9000 computer, and the Anarchist's Cookbook...

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #97 on:** April 30, 2008, 03:04:25 pm »

You get a male persocom, god forbid.

I put in Neptune and a chinese hanging lantern

jaybug · « **Reply #98 on:** April 30, 2008, 03:07:57 pm »

You get the largest red-light district in the solar system.

I insert CLAMP and all of Shakespeare's writings, and Salvador Dali's paintings...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #99 on:** April 30, 2008, 03:21:17 pm »

^ You get the COOLEST FRIGGIN' MANGA EVER CONSTRUCTED! Beyond description, unfortunately.

V I insert a helicopter, a subway, and a turtle shell.

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Author Topic: The magical Vending machine (Read 20896 times)