You get a zombie. But it is self-feeding, so it doesn't go around and eating, well it bites everything, but nothing dies from it. In fact, it goes around to poor starving nations around the planet feeding drought stricken peoples everywhere chilicheeseburgers, over and over and over. Yes, used food now has a new meaning!
I insert two of the leg lamps from the movie A Christmas Story, and the title to the Central Bark dog walking service, and a rent-a-cops badge...