Hoshiz, that thar's a bigarse crab. Wonder how much meat's in those claws? Mmmmmm, crab. I'd stick that in a pot, boil it, and then survive off it for a month!
I have learned many new things from the internet. many of them are particularly disconcerting. Especially since I have no parental controls on my computer. >_< The things you learn when you don't want to...