lawl my uncle be living in Texas.
Have fun with them queer cowboys lol
You should see the looks I get when I walk into a place, long flowing hair, scraggley terrorist beard, and say BOI HOWDY I R VEGETARIAN.
Actually, I have to keep my hair tied up, speak softly, be ridiculously polite, and keep my odd dietary habits on the downlow, otherwise I'd have been shot five days ago.