hello and welcome, this years ramen eating contest will be again held by yours truly. theres a good chance its gonna be held on monday sometime in the morning so you can eat "and destroy your intestine" we dont exactly have a time frame yet but were working on it.
of course the name of the game is fire, and were gonna have allot of it "not literally" its gonna be hot. yes hotter then that hentai you watched last night lady's and gentle men.
ok lets move on to the restrictions. we can only have a total of 16 contestants so your gonna wanna be first in line. and its first come first serve for the seats.
there will be three heats "yes the puns just keep on coming" heat one will be a speed heat in which there will be 4 of. 4 people will face off agenst one another to see who can eat the fastest, the winner from each heat will move on to the next heat. if your good with speed but feel that what you just consumed was as hot as you can go i suggest forfit your spot because its gonna get noting but more hot from here. "and if we have the ramen will have a loser 1st heat round for a 5th player in heat 2"
heat 2 is going to be the heat heat. the winners from the first heat will have a, second speed heat with a big tweak, bigger ramen bowl, much much hotter.the 2 finalists from there will go on to the final round.
this final round is the gluttony heat. we will have each competitor race to see who can eat the most ramen. each bowl they go through will be hotter and hotter. and the winner is the man with the most bowls once we run out.
for questions email lahalrsama220@gmail.com, or just write in the thread, or pm me. it realy dosnt matter. but come with an empty stomac and leave with heart burn, and probly some ramune
