CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[anime_rocker]

 because i don't think anyone has ever posted a topic about him. o_o well here at least. go forth and discuss the almighty CHUCK!!!!!!!

[TheInsanePuck]

chuck norris once round house kicked so fast that it broke the speed of light went back in time and killed amelia earheart while she was flying over the pacific o.o

[anime_rocker]

chuck norris once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. O.o'

[TheInsanePuck]

chuck norris is the fourth wise man and gave jesus the gift of beard.... the other three wise men were so jealous that they used their power to have chuck norris stricken from the bible

[anime_rocker]

chuck norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of everything around him

[TheInsanePuck]

Chuck norris was not born he punched his way out of his moms womb... given it the name C section

[anime_rocker]

if you have $5 and chuck norris has $5, chuck norris has more money than you

[TheInsanePuck]

when chuck norris plays rock paper scissors he throws round house kick o.o

[TheInsanePuck]

chuck norris's -censored- is so big it has its own -censored- and chuck norris's -censored- -censored- is bigger then your -censored-

[anime_rocker]

'nuff said.
http://www.nochucknorris.com/

[pieisexactlythree]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[LtCommanderRichie]

Chuck Norris is a moderator on every board on the internet. Most admins just don't know it yet.

[Higuma]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Prince_of_Madness]

The best part of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

[Kimiski]

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones

[balmno]

Chuck Norris had sex before his father did!

[NightLotus]

Chuck Norris is the reason that waldo is hiding!

[D-Chan]

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones

as he fell onto the ground writhing in pain, batman changed back into bruce wayne.
but chuck saw through this clever disguise, and he crunched batman's head in between his thighs.