Author Topic: BRAWNDO IS AMAZING!!! (Read 22028 times)

u2205 · « **on:** September 02, 2008, 12:37:11 pm »

I no longer need Diet Coke... This will sustain me for the rest of my life...

megchan · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2008, 12:41:32 pm »

You make me cry a lot.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2008, 07:27:45 pm »

It mutilated my thirst; then it came back, because it still wanted VISO. :[

Syd-chan · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2008, 07:30:46 pm »

DX NO. NOT DIET COKE. YOU TWO WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. Brawndo, huh? >> Where, uh....Where could one get some of this? [/needs to study like hell because one of her classes counts as a high school credit this year]

TanisNikana · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2008, 07:33:30 pm »

Go watch Idiocracy.

Antares · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2008, 08:51:53 pm »

Brawndo commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY

And here is their website:
http://brawndo.com/

They have at least two distributors in Oregon but I'm not sure where it's sold. I can try to find out :-)

Trumby · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2008, 08:54:59 pm »

Brawndo isn't even that good <.<

Though the commercials are amazing.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2008, 08:56:08 pm »

GO WATCH IDIOCRACY

THE COMMERCIALS ARE NOT ALL THERE IS TO BRAWNDO

This brought to you by a guy with left-over large letters.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2008, 08:57:25 pm »

Quote from: Antares on September 02, 2008, 08:51:53 pm

Brawndo commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY

And here is their website:
http://brawndo.com/

They have at least two distributors in Oregon but I'm not sure where it's sold. I can try to find out :-)

Brawndo can be bought at the store on the front palisade next to the Beaverton Creek MAX station, a short walk from my apartment.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2008, 10:04:11 pm »

I won't ever drink the stuff, but I will water my plants with it. Plants need electrolytes too, guys.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #10 on:** September 03, 2008, 06:47:53 am »

Quote from: EveofAbyss on September 02, 2008, 10:04:11 pm

I won't ever drink the stuff, but I will water my plants with it. Plants need electrolytes too, guys.

Does that make Mustash a plant?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:31:05 am »

Quote from: Syd-chan on September 03, 2008, 06:47:53 am

Quote from: EveofAbyss on September 02, 2008, 10:04:11 pm
I won't ever drink the stuff, but I will water my plants with it. Plants need electrolytes too, guys.
Does that make Mustash a plant?

No, cause plants need sunlight too, lol.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:57:02 am »

Quote from: EveofAbyss on September 03, 2008, 09:31:05 am

Quote from: Syd-chan on September 03, 2008, 06:47:53 am
Quote from: EveofAbyss on September 02, 2008, 10:04:11 pm
I won't ever drink the stuff, but I will water my plants with it. Plants need electrolytes too, guys.
Does that make Mustash a plant?

No, cause plants need sunlight too, lol.

Plants don't need sunlight. They just need Brawndo.

laurifer · « **Reply #13 on:** September 03, 2008, 12:34:20 pm »

Awww I want to try some D:

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #14 on:** September 03, 2008, 12:38:31 pm »

We'll have to get some whenever we actually get those bacon maple and absinthe lolis heh.

laurifer · « **Reply #15 on:** September 03, 2008, 12:41:34 pm »

Yeah...those lollis sound really good atm XD

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2008, 12:50:11 pm »

Brawndo...
Looks like radioactive urine, tastes like green jello with 14 boxes of Splenda added.
But it's got electrolytes!! ^^ um....what the hell is an electrolyte anyways? Sounds like some cool made-up word to make it seem healthy for you.
And I heard Splenda caused cancer in rabbits when they tested it..

laurifer · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2008, 01:04:41 pm »

Quote from: dshwshr55 on September 03, 2008, 12:50:11 pm

Brawndo...
Looks like radioactive urine, tastes like green jello with 14 boxes of Splenda added.
But it's got electrolytes!! ^^ um....what the hell is an electrolyte anyways? Sounds like some cool made-up word to make it seem healthy for you.
And I heard Splenda caused cancer in rabbits when they tested it..

electrolyte = "A substance which, when melted or dissolved in water, will conduct an electric current. Electrolytes includes acids and salts such as table salt or sodium chloride. Electrolytes are used in some batteries."

So a fancy shmancy name for sodium. Aka salt.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #18 on:** September 03, 2008, 02:40:58 pm »

i DIDN'T THINK THAT bRAWNDO HAD SPLENDA, i THOUGHT IT HAD REAL SUGARS....

Oops, CAPSLOCK was still on from my macro building.
We need a picture of Vash the Stampede with a Brawndo.

megchan · « **Reply #19 on:** September 03, 2008, 03:11:55 pm »

I am so creeped out right now.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 03, 2008, 04:32:06 pm »

I'm glad we decided not to kiss or lick the cans of Brawndo.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 03, 2008, 04:45:03 pm »

I was kidding about the 14 boxes of Splenda.

Not kidding about the cancer effects in lab animals, though.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2008, 04:50:35 pm »

OK good, I liked the stuff a lot and if it ended up having Splenda (esp. that much) it'd ruin the fun.

Anybody else get a bunch of Brawndo or Bawls?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2008, 04:52:34 pm »

I couldn't find any of either. They were alluding me the entire weekend.

Waffles · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2008, 07:51:39 pm »

Brawndo will dye your skin if it makes contact with it also never drink a **** ton of brawndo and balls together it will take away your ability to drink most energy drinks

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Modified due to foul Language

DancingTofu · « **Reply #25 on:** September 04, 2008, 02:51:53 am »

I was supposed to have 540 bottles of Viso. :[

superjaz · « **Reply #26 on:** September 04, 2008, 08:55:20 pm »

wow patrick i thought you HAD girlfriend?

so just how yellow is the brawndo?

Trumby · « **Reply #27 on:** September 04, 2008, 09:29:03 pm »

Brawndo is actually neon-greenish.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #28 on:** September 04, 2008, 10:02:22 pm »

GET OFF AT THE BEAVERTON CREEK MAX STATION

WALK TO THE FIRST CONVENIENCE STORE YOU SEE

IT IS ON THE OUTER WALL OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX

PURCHASE BRAWNDO WITHIN

ENJOY

jaybug · « **Reply #29 on:** September 04, 2008, 10:28:07 pm »

If your Brawndo tastes fishy, is it a Marlon?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #30 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:19:09 pm »

Quote from: TanisNikana on September 04, 2008, 10:02:22 pm

GET OFF AT THE BEAVERTON CREEK MAX STATION

Don't do that kind of thing in public; people get shot for that.

Waffles · « **Reply #31 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:43:52 pm »

anytime a tofu gets shot jesus cries

but yeah brawndo skin scary

DancingTofu · « **Reply #32 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:45:18 pm »

Need pics of Brawndo skin ASAP

Waffles · « **Reply #33 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:57:25 pm »

pour brawndo in my hands

TanisNikana · « **Reply #34 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:00:47 am »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on September 04, 2008, 10:18:46 pm

Quote from: TanisNikana on September 04, 2008, 10:02:22 pm
GET OFF AT THE BEAVERTON CREEK MAX STATION

WALK TO THE FIRST CONVENIENCE STORE YOU SEE

IT IS ON THE OUTER WALL OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX

PURCHASE BRAWNDO WITHIN

ENJOY

THANKS FOR ADVICE

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ADVICE

TanisNikana · « **Reply #35 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:02:02 am »

Oh, and if you're going to do that, call this number here in advance, so I can meet up for a bit.

503 810 4544

Waffles · « **Reply #36 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:02:44 am »

Awesome number time!

Bob · « **Reply #37 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:29:46 am »

Hah I mixed a brawndo with a monster black ice slushie, and a bawls today. it was extremely intense. I was up all through the school day. and I scared the freshmen. I was so tweaked out. don't ever do this. EVER! I also got home( scarily), as soon as I walked through my door, crashed. I laid on the ground in front my door and went to sleep. my room was right up the stairs too. but yeah a 40 oz monster black ice mixed with a 16 oz brawndo (brawndo has the same amount of energy as 85 million tons of TnT per net oz.) and a 16oz blue bawls. I drank it throughout my morning. im surprised I didn't die. I have 1 more brawndo and I'm wondering what I want to do with it. SUGGESTIONS?

Waffles · « **Reply #38 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:31:18 am »

BRawndo smoothie!

Bob · « **Reply #39 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:32:35 am »

what kind of fruit?

~boogiepop~ · « **Reply #40 on:** September 05, 2008, 01:04:04 am »

My boyfriend and some other people decided to mix their Brawndo with Papp's Blue Ribbon. They aptly named it Brawdo Dark and apparently it tasted horrible.

Waffles · « **Reply #41 on:** September 05, 2008, 01:08:35 am »

amazing

DancingTofu · « **Reply #42 on:** September 05, 2008, 01:41:36 am »

Bob, pour Brawndo all over any WOMEN you see and watch them turn MORE WOMANLY. SOMEHOW.

megchan · « **Reply #43 on:** September 05, 2008, 09:28:07 am »

You can put a couple shots of espresso in a Brawndo. I'm sure it'll taste ABSOLUTELY disgusting, but it foams up really nice! It'll look like beer! (I assume since coke does the same thing) It's a great thing to drink at work at 7 am : D

Patrick I want to try one XD

~boogiepop~ · « **Reply #44 on:** September 05, 2008, 10:34:45 am »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on September 05, 2008, 10:30:36 am

Quote from: ~boogiepop~ on September 05, 2008, 01:04:04 am
My boyfriend and some other people decided to mix their Brawndo with Papp's Blue Ribbon. They aptly named it Brawdo Dark and apparently it tasted horrible.

PAPP'S IS HORRIBLE ALREADY! WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because they are drunk idiots XD

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #45 on:** September 05, 2008, 10:43:04 am »

As soon as I get my hands on some Brawndo I want to try one by itself and then mix one with a Mana Potion. I want to see what ingredients it takes to make a Megalixer, lol.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #46 on:** September 05, 2008, 02:48:30 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on September 05, 2008, 02:46:09 pm

Quote from: EveofAbyss on September 05, 2008, 10:43:04 am
As soon as I get my hands on some Brawndo I want to try one by itself and then mix one with a Mana Potion. I want to see what ingredients it takes to make a Megalixer, lol.

Don't drink it Eve... You'll die instantly...

Die.......or be made invincible? lol

laurifer · « **Reply #47 on:** September 05, 2008, 03:02:13 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on September 05, 2008, 02:51:54 pm

Quote from: EveofAbyss on September 05, 2008, 02:48:30 pm
Quote from: Mr_Mustash on September 05, 2008, 02:46:09 pm
Quote from: EveofAbyss on September 05, 2008, 10:43:04 am
As soon as I get my hands on some Brawndo I want to try one by itself and then mix one with a Mana Potion. I want to see what ingredients it takes to make a Megalixer, lol.

Don't drink it Eve... You'll die instantly...

Die.......or be made invincible? lol

It's a 50/50 chance... So it may be worth the risk...

He'll win for sure. He rolls nothing but twenties

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #48 on:** September 05, 2008, 03:04:42 pm »

^ It's true.

So, I'm gonna have to go find some of this Brawndo this weekend, heh. Then the immortalization shall commence.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #49 on:** September 05, 2008, 03:10:34 pm »

Good luck, man. REMEMBER: PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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Author Topic: BRAWNDO IS AMAZING!!! (Read 22028 times)

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