My mom is fricken hilarious.... We were just watching some Pageant Queen show on tv and she told me the best story ever... XD
Mom: "You know when I was 16 I entered to be my counties Fair Queen..."
Me: "I don't really picture you being the pageant type..."
Mom: "Eh. I got 4th."
Me: "Wow, good job!"
Mom: "Well there were only 4 of us so, yeah."
Me: "..... so you got last."
Mom: "Uh huh, I lost to Heddy Dermeister. She was in like 3 different 4H groups. I never stood a chance."
Me: "You lost a pageant to a girl named Heddy?"
Mom: "I know... but I got homecoming queen senior year so she can keep her Fair title."
lmfao. Seriously my dad was like crying from laughter, apparently after over 23 years of marriage my mom had never told him about this. XD