The Spoon Castle

[Seraph]

people dun luv me

[Cassiopeia]

A Long Occurrence

Deidara paced up and down, jiggling his hair. His very good friend, Mary Sue Shoe, had arranged to meet him here inside a box. "I have something sandy to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Shoe was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Deidara expected to see her bounce up, her fluffy hair streaming behind her and her entertaining eyes aglow.

Deidara heard footsteps, but they seemed rather disgusting for a delicate and distant girl like Mary Sue Shoe, whose tread was golden. He turned around and found Random Sand Village Guy staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Random Sand Village Guy said happily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Deidara had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so timidly. "Mary Sue Shoe asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Random Sand Village Guy, his belly button began to throb blindly.

"Oh," Random Sand Village Guy said, mischeivously. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Deidara said and caught Random Sand Village Guy by his left heel. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Random Sand Village Guy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a fish swimming upstream.

From behind a tree, Mary Sue Shoe watched with an evil light in her beautiful eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Deidara/Random Sand Village Guy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the puppy from extinction.



HOORAY DRABBLE-MATIC!

[TanisNikana]

I've written a book. Would you like to see?

http://www.freewebs.com/tanisnikana/thelookingglass.htm

I can write anything.

[Hazuza]

Lovey-luv-love :>

woahwhut. Is a roleplay about to start or someth? D8

[Darknight2433]

lulz I love Cassie!  If only my twin were here to help me get contestants and share this awesomeness!

And you're in, Tanis!

[DemonSpawn]

A Long Occurrence

Deidara paced up and down, jiggling his hair. His very good friend, Mary Sue Shoe, had arranged to meet him here inside a box. "I have something sandy to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Shoe was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Deidara expected to see her bounce up, her fluffy hair streaming behind her and her entertaining eyes aglow.

Deidara heard footsteps, but they seemed rather disgusting for a delicate and distant girl like Mary Sue Shoe, whose tread was golden. He turned around and found Random Sand Village Guy staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Random Sand Village Guy said happily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Deidara had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so timidly. "Mary Sue Shoe asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Random Sand Village Guy, his belly button began to throb blindly.

"Oh," Random Sand Village Guy said, mischeivously. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Deidara said and caught Random Sand Village Guy by his left heel. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Random Sand Village Guy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a fish swimming upstream.

From behind a tree, Mary Sue Shoe watched with an evil light in her beautiful eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Deidara/Random Sand Village Guy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the puppy from extinction.



HOORAY DRABBLE-MATIC!

That reminded me of a mad lib.

[Cassiopeia]

That reminded me of a mad lib.

That is basically what it is. xDD

Edit: Do a Google search on Drabble-Matic. You'll see. It's fantastic.

[Darknight2433]

Is it bad I lol'd?

[DemonSpawn]

Just checking lol.

[Cassiopeia]

Do a Google search on Drabble-Matic. You'll see. It's fantastic.

[Naruchan]

oh wow what?

[DemonSpawn]

I is pouting.

[Hazuza]

I started doing one, but then...

"Body part 1 (singular):
Ex: arm   
Body part 2 (singular):   
Body part 3 (singular):"

I'm tempted.

[Darknight2433]

On a wanted and coughed morning, Random Sandvillage Guy sat in the sand. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His chest ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Deidara to love someone with a begged head?

Carefully, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a love searched box, all on a summer's day. I wish my Deidara would run me, in his own swam way..."

"Do you?" Deidara sat down beside Random Sandvillage Guy and put his hand on Random Sandvillage Guy's stomach. "I think that could be arranged."

Random Sandvillage Guy gasped wantingly. "But what about my begged head?"

"I like it," Deidara said lovingly. "I think it's digged."

They came together and their kiss was like spoons in a land of soup and side dishes.

"I love you," Random Sandvillage Guy said briskly.

"I love you too," Deidara replied and ran him.

They bought a kitty, moved in together, and lived steadily ever after.

Mine turned out different...XD

[TanisNikana]

The Dove Prince

Tanis was walking through a feminine meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a wholesome little dove lying under a tree.

Tanis skipped over to see the dear thing and was bright to find that he was hurt! A soul had pierced his voluptuous little head and he whimpered passionately with the pain.

"My lightweight little friend," Tanis said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the soul, as skillfully as he could. The dove cried out and Tanis's heart ached, like coming from the darkness. "You'll be all right," Tanis whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Yuki and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Yuki up in his arms, Tanis carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Tanis nursed Yuki, cleaning his head and feeding him Chair-brand dove chow.

On the eighth night, Yuki climbed into bed with Tanis. He burrowed under the covers and cantankerously caressed Tanis's leg. It made Tanis giggle and he cuddled close to Yuki, stroking his face and singing heartily to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Tanis hurried home so he could curl up with Yuki. It gave him a tasty feeling whenever Yuki caressed his leg.

Then one night, Yuki looked up at Tanis and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a blue prince."

Tanis screamed slowly, he was so surprised. How could a dove talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Yuki said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Tanis said and kissed Yuki on his face. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a blue prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Yuki," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Tanis said.

"See?" Yuki said and showed Tanis the scar from the soul on his head. Then he kissed Tanis and they tumbled next to the bed and did a lot of very scared things, some of them involving a furry light.

"I love you," Yuki said when they were done. Tanis clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Yuki had stashed away.

And if Yuki didn't know about Tanis's visits to the dove sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

There, have some yaoi.

[DemonSpawn]

On a wanted and coughed morning, Random Sandvillage Guy sat in the sand. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His chest ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Deidara to love someone with a begged head?

Carefully, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a love searched box, all on a summer's day. I wish my Deidara would run me, in his own swam way..."

"Do you?" Deidara sat down beside Random Sandvillage Guy and put his hand on Random Sandvillage Guy's stomach. "I think that could be arranged."

Random Sandvillage Guy gasped wantingly. "But what about my begged head?"

"I like it," Deidara said lovingly. "I think it's digged."

They came together and their kiss was like spoons in a land of soup and side dishes.

"I love you," Random Sandvillage Guy said briskly.

"I love you too," Deidara replied and ran him.

They bought a kitty, moved in together, and lived steadily ever after.

Mine turned out different...XD

LMAO

[Hazuza]

A Beautiful Day To Pinch

Neku stepped quickly out into the orange sunshine, and admired Yoshiya's arm. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an attractive sight."

Yoshiya climbed off the book and walked gently across the grass to greet his lover. Neku patted Yoshiya on the neck and then tried to pinch him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Yoshiya said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not knotted," Neku. "Not as knotted as the time we pinched in the trees."

Yoshiya nodded warily. "We were simple back in those days."

"Our shoulders were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Neku said. "Everything seems short and fast when you're young."

"Of course," Yoshiya said. "But now we're kinky, we can still have fun. If we go about it often."

"Often?" Neku said . "But how?"

"With this," Yoshiya said and held out a bright feather. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to pinch."

Neku swallowed the feather at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to pinch often. They pinched as if life had come to an end.. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Wut.

[Darknight2433]

I love you guys. Tanis, LMAO. How sexy.

And Hazu, ilu and ur pairings. XD

[TanisNikana]

Go read my book?

[Naruchan]

lol is there rape in your book tanis?

[Darknight2433]

HAZU IS IN!

Contestants so far:

Saya
Naru
Catch
Tanis
Demon
Hazu

Anyone I forgot? 

[Hazuza]

heh |D
I don't think anyone else here knows who I'm talking about, though ;w;

*plays around with it more*


BLAH, I'M TOO LAZY TO READ D8 I can barely read these madlibs without skipping over 'em... >3<

[Hazuza]

WAIT.

I'M IN WHAT? o-o

[Bob]

what the hell is going on?

[Naruchan]

I wanna make some YAOI!

[TanisNikana]

There's no rape, no sex. But it's a good read nonetheless; I mean, I wrote it.

[Darknight2433]

I am. AND MY TWIN NEEDS TO GET ON~!  

-is going to spend the night reading said Tanis link-

[Hazuza]

WHAT AM I IN? D8

[DemonSpawn]

I Saw Deidara Kissing Santa Claus

Random Sand Village Guy woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one clear box that looked like a fish.

Then Random Sand Village Guy noticed that Deidara was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Random Sand Village Guy thought that he would surprise Deidara. Maybe even sneak up behind him and laugh him on his fuzzy hand. That always made Deidara plastic.

Random Sand Village Guy crept meanly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sluggish lights, and the presents, heaped up friendly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Deidara. Kissing someone.

Random Sand Village Guy was so angry, he picked up a chasm from a table and threw it haughtily under a clam.

They both looked around.

"Deidara, you orange cheetah!" Random Sand Village Guy yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Random Sand Village Guy looked and then rubbed his eye ball and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Deidara said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a purple kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Random Sand Village Guy said happily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be rosey."

That seemed reasonable. Random Sand Village Guy went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a dove flying over a new land, happily sporting a twig in its beak. He made Random Sand Village Guy's squeedily spooch feel all transparent.

"You see?" Deidara said sneakily and Random Sand Village Guy saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

ROFL!

[Naruchan]

The contest of course

[Darknight2433]

This is hilarious. I'm laughing so hard. XD

[Naruchan]

LMOA!
Dana! DOn't do it! PLEASE!

[Hazuza]

Wtf. Pedo santa D8

[Darknight2433]

Poor Mrs. Clause. XD

[Naruchan]

>.>
<.<
PEDO SANTA!?
*Runs around in terror*

[DemonSpawn]

Poor Mrs. Clause. XD

I didn't even type a thing about Santa either.

[Darknight2433]

HEY BOB! CAN YOU WRITE?

[Naruchan]

lol I'm still really confused on what I'm doing
XD

[TanisNikana]

Why am I re-reading my own book?

[Darknight2433]

If anyone has any questions on the contest, PM me~

[DemonSpawn]

If anyone has any questions on the contest, PM me~

Did I win?

[Bob]

HEY BOB! CAN YOU WRITE?

yes why?

[Darknight2433]

HAS TO BE LONGEH

And not completely CHEATING! XD

[Naruchan]

I don't under stand it! XO

[DemonSpawn]

HAS TO BE LONGEH

And not completely CHEATING! XD

I not playing. XP I am observer!

[Darknight2433]

PSH FINE! You can be judge. 

and I'll make an AMV in the next few days will all of the rules! 

[Hazuza]

What contest plz kthx? D8

[Bob]

Judge my writing abilities for yourselves. I wrote these today.

I try to drown it out

my mouth full of sweets,
the music is deafening,
the laughter hurts,
the sun is blinding,
the punches are crippling,
the tears are cleansing,
the cologne is covering,
the pain you've unleashed

its not enough

your lips are much sweeter,
your voice is of an angels,
your giggles were joyous,
your beauty is glorious,
your hugs are made of bliss,
your eyes I swam in,
your aroma  I loved,
it filled my heart.

when it left, you took my heart with it,
you were my everything,
and now im nothing.
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The Laughter of Teardrops

[/u][/b]

          hurts so bad
I've been laughing for hours
my face is burning

burning like my love for you
the closer you get to my heart the more it hurts
and the more this laughter echos off my walls

the echo of insanity
resonates from my broken heart
love has filled the air

it sprays from hole in my chest
its infected all the others
that terrible poison

a poison that kills
now im so alone
but I still love you

I wish you liked me like how I love you
but now you've abandoned me
"you've moved on"

so I laugh with no end
I laugh because it hurts so bad
The Laughter of Teardrops

[TanisNikana]

A vulgar vagrant's vocabulary is the victor's variant of vocalization. Dastardly in diction, the deluded dick dared to demand, "Dammit, that's a dignity deficit!" But the bum boisterously brought forth, "Bastard, benign bitches and brothers band back-to-back; no black backstabber will blast our babes." Richard retaliated, repeatedly, riled and rearing. Grabbing a gun, the guy's gang grappled with gizmos and gadgets from the glaringly great granite of George Gaines.

[Darknight2433]

Bob, you're in! 

And Tanis is in again!