Cosplay, cosplay. Everybody dance.
Cosplay, cosplay. It took three months to make these pants.
Cosplay, cosplay. I just glued my hand to my head.
Cosplay, cosplay. Someone's touching me...that's weird!
Cosplay is awesome, cosplay is grand.
It's better than staying on my lonesome and playing with my hand.
Cosplay, cosplay, hip-hip-horray.
Cosplay, cosplay, I'm totally not gay...unless you want me!
I ish bored.