OKAY, SO I'M NOW ANNOYED.
I thought my phone was just dead, and my charger was broken, but after 30 minutes of searching online, it turns out I have expirienced 'the black light of death'.
Lol. xD
So, pretty much, my phone has a software problem, but I can take it into Sprint, and HOPEFULLY, they'll give me a new one for free.♥
WELL, THEY BETTER GIMME ONE. xD