Author Topic: I AM NOW ONCE AGAIN THE KING OF SPAM! (Read 6217 times)

u2205 · « **on:** September 26, 2008, 04:05:46 pm »

Finally after 8 months of being behind I am now the number one spam poster again!!!

FEAR ME!!!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #1 on:** September 26, 2008, 04:07:17 pm »

So.........you like the taste of spam, do ya? ^_^

Syd-chan · « **Reply #2 on:** September 26, 2008, 05:04:38 pm »

We can always arrange for you to have some more spam! ^__^

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 26, 2008, 05:09:46 pm »

Watch out, Mustash.

NightLotus · « **Reply #4 on:** September 26, 2008, 05:22:08 pm »

Are you sure that you WANT to be spam king... I hear that it leads to Spam breath >>

Seraph · « **Reply #5 on:** September 26, 2008, 07:06:13 pm »

*starts eating spam.....with a spoon*

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #6 on:** September 26, 2008, 07:07:04 pm »

wait who was the king of spam before you regained your title?

Seraph · « **Reply #7 on:** September 26, 2008, 07:23:14 pm »

I think it was oishii

NightLotus · « **Reply #8 on:** September 26, 2008, 07:26:43 pm »

it was... lol but now its patrick again!
spam breath isn't that nice though >>

SageBell · « **Reply #9 on:** September 26, 2008, 08:48:22 pm »

*sigh*

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #10 on:** September 26, 2008, 08:50:06 pm »

how do you know how many spam posts you have? XD

NightLotus · « **Reply #11 on:** September 26, 2008, 09:16:19 pm »

profile ----> stats

superjaz · « **Reply #12 on:** September 26, 2008, 09:17:22 pm »

good for you
*pat pat*

risotto · « **Reply #13 on:** September 26, 2008, 10:02:34 pm »

*thumbs up* The title of Spam King only belongs to one 8D

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #14 on:** September 27, 2008, 08:54:40 am »

lol congrats, Patrick~

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:10:39 am »

Sweetness.

Alderfairy · « **Reply #16 on:** September 27, 2008, 03:40:33 pm »

Congrazzles.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #17 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:39:11 pm »

Loser

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #18 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:41:20 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on September 27, 2008, 10:39:11 pm

Loser

you took the words right outa my mouth :3

DancingTofu · « **Reply #19 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:43:29 pm »

It would be one thing if I had 12000 posts. I have twelve physical beings. 11 of which are frequently working to make the world more attractive.

But Mustash? That guy's supposed to do other things, like work, and school, and girls.
Shouldn't be wasting time on spam forums.

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #20 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:47:55 pm »

i find it surprising he has a girlfriend >.> a super cute one to...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #21 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:51:17 pm »

Not as cute a 8 banana pancakes.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #22 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:53:06 pm »

You are a moderator, Patrick.

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #23 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:57:31 pm »

so that explains it.... no wonder they gave such power to an idiot post editor >.>

DancingTofu · « **Reply #24 on:** September 27, 2008, 11:04:30 pm »

AKA friends in high places.

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #25 on:** September 27, 2008, 11:05:48 pm »

i thought you just bugged them enough that they finnaly gave in >.>

DancingTofu · « **Reply #26 on:** September 27, 2008, 11:06:16 pm »

Probably a little of that too.

superjaz · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:27:51 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on September 27, 2008, 10:39:11 pm

Loser

you are one to talk, i seem to remeber a thread where you said you were going to beat patrick...so is that just envy?

anywho spam away o great king o spam till you are no longer spam but you transend to the next level...TREAT which is imitation spam

NightLotus · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2008, 05:05:58 pm »

Quote from: xxxchihiroxxx on September 27, 2008, 10:47:55 pm

i find it surprising he has a girlfriend >.> a super cute one to...

I'm trying to pass him up, not that i will... so we are a good match
lol ><
*blush* thanks ><

megchan · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2008, 05:14:20 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on September 27, 2008, 11:04:30 pm

AKA friends in high places.

That's how you play the game! lulz.

No srsly, Spam fried in brown sugar and soy sauce = AMAZING.

And congratulations :| I owe you a cake.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #30 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:28:41 pm »

I'm sure classes start for him soon.

megchan · « **Reply #31 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:26:23 am »

TODAY IN FACT. Stupid Oregon... (I started last wednesday >_>)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #32 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:44:02 pm »

Blah blah blah spam blah blah blah self righteousness blah blah blah superiority blah blah blah veiled reference to cutlery blah blah blah spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam.

I'm going to go write you a song Patrick.
It will be salty and DELICIOUS!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #33 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:14:57 pm »

I finished the song, in record time even! Thank you for the inspiration!

In case you haven't heard it, listen to King of Pain (the original song) while you read.

King of Spam
by Tom the Fanboy

based on King of Pain, by the Police.

In honor of Patrick King, aka Mr_Mustash, the Kumoricon King of Spam.

------

There's a little noob post on the board today
It's a narutard who joined yesterday
There's a three page thread sitting at the top
There's a new set of factions and the wars won't stop

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

There's a little new spam thread on the board today
(That`s my post count there)
It's a 4chan meme I read yesterday
(That`s my post count there)
There's some sticky threads at the forum's top
(That`s my post count there)
There's another Chuck Norris line, that joke won't stop
(That`s my post count there)

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

There's a set of staff forums slowed to a crawl
(That`s my post count there)
There's a thread about managers who dropped the ball
(That`s my post count there)
There's a thread about shows whose fame we hope will ebb
(That`s my post count there)
There's a young otaku caught in a troll's web
(That`s my post count there)

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

There's a Mod on a Throne with a low post count
There's a guy who only uses ALL CAPS to shout
There's an Admin ignoring people who type in red
There's a gif of a cat shaped like a loaf of bread

King of spam

There's crossplayers complaining, furries taking flack
There's a locked flame post that you can't take back
There's a little noob post on the board today
It's a narutard who joined yesterday

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

King of spam
I'll always be king of spam
I'll always be king of spam

NightLotus · « **Reply #34 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:17:08 pm »

tom you are my hero!!!

megchan · « **Reply #35 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:42:42 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on September 29, 2008, 01:53:30 pm

Quote from: megchan on September 29, 2008, 09:26:23 am
TODAY IN FACT. Stupid Oregon... (I started last wednesday >_>)

Thanks you Meg for being my administrative assistant! I'll make sure the King family has a job for you when you're out of school~

You better be serious, because I am amazing at administrative tasks and I will also need a job. I KNOW YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #36 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:00:36 pm »

Glad you enjoyed it.
http://tomthefanboy.deviantart.com/art/King-of-Spam-99370060

share this link if you want to show your friends.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #37 on:** September 29, 2008, 10:06:45 pm »

Better yet; sell Hydrogen Hydroxide capsules on ebay.

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Author Topic: I AM NOW ONCE AGAIN THE KING OF SPAM! (Read 6217 times)

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