Oh, I just had a bad idea that I rationalized into an ok idea!
I think some big company should develope a new embalming spray for in home use! It be like embalming fluid and phormeldahide (however you spell it) and elmers glue and perfume in a windex bottle.
"In a well ventalated area thouraghly cover your corpses flesh with a thick coating of the spray from 6-10 inches away from surface, you may repeat prossess up to 7 times after corpse dries for increased effectiveness. (avoid contact with eyes, your own eyes specificaly). WARNING! 'Corpsy Goodness Spray TM' is designed for zombie warriors, do not use for necrophilia purposes. 'Corpsy Goodness Spray TM' does not disinfect, be sure to wash your corpse throuroughly with an antibacterial soap before applying 'Corpsy Goodness Spray TM'."
Maybe I shouldn't have ideas at 8:16 in the morning. And I probably shouldn't come up with names for home corpse preservation sprays this early either. 'Corpsy Goodness Spray TM' what was I thinking? Sounds more like some sort of gross kids treat. Maybe if it was 'New Lemon Scented Corpsy Goodness Spray TM'... No, I still shouldn't be comeing up with names for home corpse preservation sprays.[/i]