Pirates, because ninjas just don't cut it.

[oslapedo]

[oslapedo]

OH YES HE LOOKS SO COOL. SO COOL THAT I'M SHAKING IN MY BURLY BOOTS.

[NightLotus]

WAT?? ><

[StarryShay]

(Pirates own Ninjas.)
>:3

[Seraph]

when i think pirates, I think of this short video.  http://www.gd-tangent.com/View.aspx?rec=165

[makichan]

I heard pirates have crabs T,T

x3

[Blackstar]

I heard pirates have crabs T,T

x3

O snap. One point for the ninjas

[Toxikon]

So pirates are broke, always having their ships stolen, and hideous orangutans?

I vote ninjas! D:<

[makichan]

Pirate + Ninja =

hilarity

[Blackstar]

Pirate + Ninja =

hilarity

XD he's a double agent

[Syd-chan]

I ALSO VOTE NINJAS. ...even though I love johnny depp oh-so-much

[Teasel]

PIRATES!!!!!




http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TFkOGEe5azw

[Trumby]

Sorry everyone, while pirates > ninjas, cyborg pirate ninja jesus > both

[Mentally Hilarious]

Ninjas. Pirates cant dance.

[StarryShay]

I heard pirates have crabs T,T

x3

Yeah, for pets maybe. >>;

[oslapedo]

Indeed crab are our pets, what other kind of crab is there?!

[Teasel]

Indeed crab are our pets, what other kind of crab is there?!

......................

[makichan]

Indeed crab are our pets, what other kind of crab is there?!

PFFT that's just like a pirate to misunderstand a conversation 

[oslapedo]

Indeed crab are our pets, what other kind of crab is there?!

PFFT that's just like a pirate to misunderstand a conversation 

That's just like a ninja to hurt a pirate's feelings! *flees in tears*

[makichan]

Indeed crab are our pets, what other kind of crab is there?!

PFFT that's just like a pirate to misunderstand a conversation 

That's just like a ninja to hurt a pirate's feelings! *flees in tears*

I thought you guys were tough! Get back here xD
You can't hide behind johnny Depp foreverrrr ::shakes fist::

[Washougal_Otaku]

@Oslapedo - That's just like a pirate to run away crying into a bottle of booze or a whore's bosom.

Pirate + Ninja =

hilarity

I was thinking about doing that as a possible cosplay for '09.

[oslapedo]

Fine, I'll hide behind the freecreditreport.com pirate singing guys! *hides*

[makichan]

Pirate + Ninja =

hilarity

I was thinking about doing that as a possible cosplay for '09.

I wonder if you would be accepted or shunned...
Hhhmmm.

[oslapedo]

Shunned by the pirates but the bird can stay

[Washougal_Otaku]

The pirates would be jealous of my awesomeness!

[oslapedo]

You poor little hybrid ninja-pirate freak... you keep telling your sad little self that.

[Washougal_Otaku]

I shall, as I hack the pirates to bits with my ninjas skills (since pirates can't see me coming!)

[KogaRyu]

I don't know how this is even a debate. There is no way a pirate would beat a Ninja in combat. Ninjas are just way too crafty.

[oslapedo]

And pirates are way too burly! Our sheer strength alone could utterly dominate a wimpy, sneaky little ninja.

[makichan]

I think that the only possible way pirates could fight back is with their unwavering fishy odor.

[Washougal_Otaku]

@Oslapedo - Assuming that were true, which it's not you scurvy-infested aqua-hobos, we'd be smart enough to launch a secret attack that you wouldn't see until we had already killed you.  arr

[oslapedo]

And then a scurvilicious witch doctor would revive us as pirate zombies and we'd eat arr of your braaains.

[makichan]

@Oslapedo - Assuming that were true, which it's not you scurvy-infested aqua-hobos, we'd be smart enough to launch a secret attack that you wouldn't see until we had already killed you.  arr

Wait- but aren't you half of a pirate too?
Talk about being your own worst enemy O,o

[oslapedo]

He's obviously not part pirate if he'd betray himself like that v-v

A pirate be loyal, arr!

[Washougal_Otaku]

Pirates being loyal?  Are you kidding me?  It's like that witch thing you were talking about; it doesn't work like that, except in the movies.

P. S.  Oslapedo, I have already left my house and stolen your last Cookies n' Cream bar;  I'm eating it right now.  Ninjas rule!!!

[KogaRyu]

We ninjas probably wouldn't even need to fight. We'd just posion you and set your ships on fire.  The few of you that survive would just be standard hobos.  I don't think assassinating a drunk homeless man would be too hard.

[oslapedo]

P. S.  Oslapedo, I have already left my house and stolen your last Cookies n' Cream bar;  I'm eating it right now.  Ninjas rule!!!

That's what you think, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY COOKIES N CREME BARS LEFT!

You think it's a hobo but it's actually a pirate fighting machine in disguise

[Washougal_Otaku]

But I am eating a candy bar, seriously.  It's really the last one from my stock.  I should buy some more...

[makichan]

He's obviously not part pirate if he'd betray himself like that v-v

That whole betrayal thing must be from the pirate half of him. I knew something smelled fishy. (slaps knee)

[oslapedo]

LOLOLOL NICE ONE

But I am eating a candy bar, seriously.  It's really the last one from my stock.  I should buy some more...

Indeed you should, if there's one thing that can be agreed on between pirates and ninjas it's that Cookies n Creme bars are flippin delicious.

[Washougal_Otaku]

OMG!!!

During Kumoricon we should get some pirates & ninjas together & plan a raid of a local grocery store for all the Cookies n' Cream bars they have!!!

[oslapedo]

OMG YES

Maybe they'd be so intimidated by the pirates' ruggedness they'd surrender all of their candy to us!

[Washougal_Otaku]

We could be on the news!  YAY!!!

[oslapedo]

Caught pillaging and ransaking a poor innocent store for all of their Cookies n Creme bars... YES.

[makichan]

What I actually wanted to do was gather a bunch of people, dress up as ninjas and walk into the pirate store at Lloyd. xD
It would be hilarious.

[oslapedo]

It would be hilarious, especially when us pirates ambush and defeat you 

[makichan]

It would be hilarious, especially when us pirates ambush and defeat you 

Yeah that's hilarious.
As if that could happen. 
Total hilarity right there.

[oslapedo]

The demise of ninjas is so funny that even the ninjas can't help but laugh at themselves.

[oslapedo]

OMG LET'S DO IT BEFORE AND AFTER KCON '09 >:3

[Washougal_Otaku]

I personally want in on it, but I wanna wait until my Onsokumaru outfit is done.