Need Suggestions to Pirate/Ninja Skit

[SirenMarina]

Okay I have this Idea for a skit
It's a Pirate and Ninja Battle...With Song and Dance  lol
IT's would start off as a group of ninjas and a group of pirates yelling at each other saying which one is Better.
then the Pirate group would sing and dance to You Are a Pirate
then the ninjas would be like " Feh that was nothing"
and either a. Do the Hare Hare Yukai..or B.Do a ninja Song that I am trying to find XC
Then Suddenly...A Cowboy will come out and say "Your both Wrong we Cowboys Rock Cuz we have Cheer Leaders Ya'll" :
lol 
So the Pirates and Ninjas would look at eachother, form a Temporary Alliance and Kick Cowboi Booty
at the end the ninjas would prepare to leave when the main  pirate says "NO...we have to finish this properly it is a Anime Convention"
and Either A. Do the Hare Hare Yukai...if the ninjas haven't done it B. Lucky Star Opening dance, C. Numa Numa, or Vocaloid dance....that I'm looking for on Youtube.


So what do you guys think...Lame..Okay ..or EPIC
Helpful Criticism Appreciated 

oh and Suggestions for optional Songs Epically Appreciated

[TurboSaiyanJason]

Well there's the Buccaneers, and the Cowboys, but no one has a Ninjas NFL team.

[SirenMarina]

wasn't realy talking about football...but I think Japan should have a Ninja team Lol

[SirenMarina]

Nevermind you guys....my friends don't like the idea TTxTT...oh well

[TurboSaiyanJason]

No, pirates ninjas and cowboys are good. In fact the cowboy could suggest a square dance and have everyone join in. And not a line dance either, just form a square and he throws a few simple dance calls out at the end.

[SirenMarina]

LOL
pirates and Ninja doing the dosey do Amazing Ohoh they could do it to the hamster dance Lol

[SirenMarina]

Alright Ya'll have made revisions and stuff
Pirates shall continue to do "You are a Pirate" -Lazy town
Ninjas shall do "Everybody was Kungfu Fighting" the remixed version
And the cowboys shall rouse everyone in a dosey do of "Cotton Eyed Joe" X3
still workin on the rest wheee

[SirenMarina]

wasn't realy talking about football...but I think Japan should have a Ninja team Lol

I think it's a very comical idea, not quite epic, but definately in the "good skit" categorie
The only thing is that the hare hare yukai and lucky star dances are waaaaayyyy overdone.
I suggest the pirate should yell " WAIT! For crying out loud this is an ANIME CONVENTION! we can't leave without doing the hare hare yukai dance!!
and then they start to do the dance.
That way, even though it's overdone, you're at least pointing out that you are aware of this.

and also, the pirates could dance to "Everybody was Kung-Foo Fighting"

hope I helped!  Wink

[Cassiopeia]

If we actually get it set up this year, you should do this for the dance contest..

[SirenMarina]

If we actually get it set up this year, you should do this for the dance contest..

lol that would be awesome