I remember this one circumstance in high school. There was this girl who's name was... well, I'll call her amy. My real name is Marquise (MAR-KEE) btw. Anyway, she just wouldn't stop so I asked her why:
Amy: Amy always talks like this. Amy likes to talk in third person.
Me: Well, Marquise finds it annoying. Marquise doesn't see the need for Amy to talk like this. This frustrates Marquise greatly.
Marquise would appreciate it it if Amy would cease the need to sound like a book on tape.
Amy: okay xD