^ all depends on who they are. If they're one of the Jonas brothers, tell them to go trip and break their nose (unless it was kevin, because he's cool, NOT cute), but if it was like Michael Lindsey (Kankuro and Urahara obsession) I'd blush, and most likely faint.
V Your at a cosplay meet up, and your character wears high heels, and one of your heals break off, what would you do?