In case of Zombie invasion:
Acquire sword, go up stairs, acquire knives, acquire rations, go outside, mount bicycle, escape to the foothills, acquire additional rations from K-mart, return to foothills, begin constructing anti-zombie bunkers and plant sustenance farm, defend self until rescued by someone with a flamethrower or a shotgun.
In case of Zombie invitation:
Weigh my options, check my calendar, RSVP accordingly.
WWYD if you were made of FLAMING JELLOOOOOO~?