1. Be utterly amazed.
2. Love every second of it, as it would take about 0.002 milliseconds for them to realize that I am not the yaoi they're looking for. Move along.
3. Be sad they found out that fast. lol
WWYD if you were offered a temporary job that took you far away, but only lasted 3 1/2 weeks, and they wouldn't pay to send you back home?