^ headbang and fall to the ground "dead" then ask whoever comes over what my line is, or just call out loud Potty stop!! then run offstage and ask what the line is, then run back out. No matter what age a play is set in, they always have to stop for a bathroom break sometime.
"My sweet Juliet I...uh, will be right back!"
wwyd if you were at a dance, everyone had their bf/gf with them, and you were sitting in the prettiest fold-up chair around?