Author Topic: The Fork Castle (Read 140871 times)

Seraph · « **Reply #600 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:06:22 am »

You mean you have the duds that I placed when I took all of the nukes.

NightLotus · « **Reply #601 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:22:27 am »

yay Seraph!! savior of the forks

Teasel · « **Reply #602 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:25:22 am »

@Seraph
No, after the organ incident I made sure to pay you a visit as well.

You were sleeping though. Besides, I have a very good reason to believe that ones I have in my possession work. I even tested one on the Spatula kingdom... though I suggest that no one goes there for a while. Oh and Seraph, I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your credit card.

Seraph · « **Reply #603 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:30:24 am »

I dun keep my nukes with me. They're all in a hidden location. So you didn't get the nukes.

and I dun have a credit card....have you been smoking something?

Teasel · « **Reply #604 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:34:33 am »

Quote from: Seraph on February 26, 2009, 09:30:24 am

I dun keep my nukes with me. They're all in a hidden location. So you didn't get the nukes.

and I dun have a credit card....have you been smoking something?

Did I specifically say I stole the nukes from your house? Please, you're dealing with a Criminal Justice major here. Detective work is my thing. And I snatched SOMEBODY'S credit card from your house (can't be mine, cause I don't have one either).

Seraph · « **Reply #605 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:04:18 am »

you hinted at it. you said I must of been sleeping and that you pay me a visit.

somebody's? you know, I dun think its a good idea to steal from the staff.....

NightLotus · « **Reply #606 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:32:25 am »

teasel is a weeeeeird thief ;;>_>

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #607 on:** February 26, 2009, 06:53:55 pm »

Teasel is just weird.

Teasel · « **Reply #608 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:57:48 pm »

Quote from: NightLotus on February 26, 2009, 10:32:25 am

teasel is a weeeeeird thief ;;>_>

Quote from: Washougal_Otaku on February 26, 2009, 06:53:55 pm

Teasel is just weird.

And don't you f***ing forget it!
(And yes I was at your home, but that's not where I got the nukes from, silly goose).

Seraph · « **Reply #609 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:49:47 pm »

so then you stole them from russia then?

Teasel · « **Reply #610 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:56:34 pm »

No, they're Mustash's... and Russia's......... and General Bison's.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #611 on:** February 26, 2009, 11:06:57 pm »

xD Oh, my. ~~Selling any?~~

Teasel · « **Reply #612 on:** February 26, 2009, 11:08:16 pm »

And I wont use them... just as long as you people tip me well for now on.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #613 on:** February 26, 2009, 11:43:37 pm »

Can I pay you in jellybeans? Or perhaps more nukes? 8D

Teasel · « **Reply #614 on:** February 26, 2009, 11:57:38 pm »

(I would prefer money, but nukes are just as good.)

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #615 on:** February 27, 2009, 09:36:03 am »

Could I pay you in Rick Rolls?

NightLotus · « **Reply #616 on:** February 27, 2009, 10:42:24 am »

Mustash has left the castle.
I think i will leave too

WE WILL BE IN MUSTASH'S PLAYGROUND. PM/IM ME FOR THE LINK BECAUSE JEFF WON'T LET ME POST IT

These forums are just disappointing. I'll let you guys take over the castle now!

Jya-ne!!

Teasel · « **Reply #617 on:** February 27, 2009, 07:01:14 pm »

Quote from: danayoki on February 27, 2009, 05:00:06 pm

Quote from: NightLotus on February 27, 2009, 10:42:24 am
Mustash has left the castle.
I think i will leave too

WE WILL BE IN MUSTASH'S PLAYGROUND. PM/IM ME FOR THE LINK BECAUSE JEFF WON'T LET ME POST IT

These forums are just disappointing. I'll let you guys take over the castle now!

Jya-ne!!

*sigh* I don't get what's wrong with you people.

They're called crazy lovesick emo teenagers.

Teasel · « **Reply #618 on:** March 11, 2009, 12:48:39 am »

And now, I AM ruler of this kingdom! Muahahahahaha!!!

Naruchan · « **Reply #619 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:24:52 am »

xDDDDD are you happy now Teasel?

Teasel · « **Reply #620 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:56:22 pm »

...Not really (there's no one to rule over).

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #621 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:16:12 pm »

Now this is MY kingdom!

Ooh, look! Catapolt!

Hey, Mr. Obama! Sit right here! This is the foreign leader seat.

"Derrr..., Okay".

FLIIIIIIIIIING!!! ..................................................splat

MWAHAHAHA!!!

jaybug · « **Reply #622 on:** March 29, 2009, 04:23:32 pm »

I guess you could say that's forked up.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #623 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:55:51 pm »

Teasel · « **Reply #624 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:03:21 pm »

Quote from: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 03:16:12 pm

Now this is MY kingdom!

*back stab* *neck snap* *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*
Like hell it is!
*Throws Washougal_Otaku's lifeless body into zombie pit*

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #625 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:06:40 pm »

HA!!! FOOL! THAT WAS ONE OF MY BODY DOUBLES!!!

(Bites Teasel in the leg and rips off some yummy human meat).

OMNOMNOMNOM

Teasel · « **Reply #626 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:12:18 pm »

HA HAAA!!! IT IS YOU WHO IS THE FOOL! That isn't me either! That's a mannequin you dumb@ss zombie! And do you smell rotten eggs right now???

MiriaRose · « **Reply #627 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:15:23 pm »

Considering my sister was married to the last fork king. . Doesn't that make me in charge? ^^;;;;;;

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #628 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:21:30 pm »

Only if the King had no heirs, brothers, or cousins.

Teasel · « **Reply #629 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:23:09 pm »

0_e
*Kicks Miria into zombie pit*

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #630 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:26:31 pm »

Dude, the zombie pit has been empty for a long time. We used them as weapons of mass awesome during our war against boredom.

As for your earlier post, that would explain why there was no yummy blood or delightful squeels of agony when I ate the leg...

Teasel · « **Reply #631 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:37:35 pm »

Dude, there's a NEW zombie pit.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #632 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:41:26 pm »

You made a new one? DUDE!!!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #633 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:04:56 pm »

Mira? Who's that?

-stands faaaar away from zombie pit-

Teasel · « **Reply #634 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:19:11 pm »

(It's called a typo)

MiriaRose · « **Reply #635 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:53:17 pm »

(I'm aware. ^^)

Too bad the spoons are friends of zombies! Haha! The spoon queen has come back from the dead multiple times! >D

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #636 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:23:44 pm »

All hail the spoon queen! >> Forks hava a Zombie pit now? Since when??

MiriaRose · « **Reply #637 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:27:09 pm »

I'm not the spoon queen. >.>

I'm the fork queen. 8D

. . Unless I get pushed into another zombie pit. That would suck.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #638 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:05:31 pm »

Why are you the Fork queen? >>

And I was hailing the spoon queen >>

MiriaRose · « **Reply #639 on:** March 31, 2009, 07:14:20 pm »

Because the old king and queen left.

And this is the fork castle. o.o

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #640 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:39:38 pm »

Well, it sounds as if though you have made your case succesfully, Miria. I shall begin moving my things out of the royal bed chamber. (Besides, I'm not much of a ruler, anyway; I'd probably just eat all of my subjects).

MiriaRose · « **Reply #641 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:01:25 pm »

Yay!

. . Eat your subjects? D:

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #642 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:22:50 pm »

I see

I know this is the fork castle >> I'm spreading around random propaganda for the hell of it >>

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #643 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:27:14 pm »

Quote from: MiriaRose on April 01, 2009, 03:01:25 pm

Yay!

. . Eat your subjects? D:

Yes, eat them.

You know, I comment on eating people all the time, and even refer to myself as the Anthropophagus Paladin which means cannibalistic guardian. Human meat, yummy-in-the-tummy.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #644 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:48:01 pm »

Quote from: Konan-ChanX3 on April 01, 2009, 03:22:50 pm

I see

I know this is the fork castle >> I'm spreading around random propaganda for the hell of it >>

Do that, and I'll turn this into a Stalinist police state! D<

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #645 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:49:55 pm »

D8 Noo! Wait. Meh, i don't care what happens to the forks. SPOONS FTW! -runs away before I get thrown into the zombie pit-

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #646 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:02:27 pm »

Hmmm... Stalin had a good recipe for Human latkas.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #647 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:56:58 pm »

I'm sure he did, Wash~

Konan, THAT'S IT, WE'RE GETTING SECRET POLICE. D<

Not really.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #648 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:59:19 pm »

OOH! CAN I BE ONE?

MiriaRose · « **Reply #649 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:00:24 pm »

Sure, why not. ^^

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