Author Topic: The Fork Castle (Read 140937 times)

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #650 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:02:28 pm »

YAY!!! I HAVE PERMISSION TO HUNT PEOPLE DOWN AND EAT THEM!!!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #651 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:04:00 pm »

Only if they're trying to overthrow me~

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #652 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:05:19 pm »

Oh, okay. But still, YAY!!!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #653 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:06:42 pm »

Have fun!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #654 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:10:48 pm »

Oh, I shall; I shall.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #655 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:48:09 pm »

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Teasel · « **Reply #656 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:09:28 am »

*Shoves MiriaRose into new zombie pit*

Dontchumesswithmewoman!
I was ruling this kingdom just fine till you came along.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #657 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:24:04 pm »

AAAAAAAAAAAAH.

-tries to crawl out-

ARREST HIM, WASHOUGAL. D<

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #658 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:30:19 pm »

RAWR!!!

He has run away from the Castle. Good thing I removed those zombies he put in there, huh?

MiriaRose · « **Reply #659 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:32:19 pm »

Yes, it is, thank y-

. . Where'd you put them?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #660 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:50:18 pm »

Aruba

Teasel · « **Reply #661 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:51:37 pm »

Hey moron, that wasn't me you chased out.

Oh, and BRILLIANT idea putting all the zombies in the Queen's bed chambers!

And I'm still surprised no one has noticed the smell of rotten eggs yet...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #662 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:53:30 pm »

I think you're delusional, my friend, and the only reason there is a rotton egg smell is because it's YOU!!! What are you eating, man?

Teasel · « **Reply #663 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:01:25 pm »

...You really ARE an IDIOT. That's not me, dumbass (I've been taking beano).

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #664 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:03:07 pm »

Do you mean BEANO?

And if you're so smart, where's the smell coming from?

MiriaRose · « **Reply #665 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:12:49 pm »

Calm down everyone!

Teasel, I know you're mad at me for taking your throne. Can we come to a compromise where I can rule happily without having to worry about getting assassinated by you?

. . And I need a new room now. x_x

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #666 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:15:32 pm »

Quote from: Washougal_Otaku on April 01, 2009, 10:48:09 pm

Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy humans...

yummy yummy

Teasel · « **Reply #667 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:16:25 pm »

Quote from: Washougal_Otaku on April 02, 2009, 04:03:07 pm

Do you mean BEANO?

And if you're so smart, where's the smell coming from?

I'm so glad you asked.

See, I knew this s*** was coming, so I made a few... contingency plans.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #668 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:18:47 pm »

Dx I got pagebottomed~

Quote from: MiriaRose on April 02, 2009, 04:12:49 pm

Calm down everyone!

Teasel, I know you're mad at me for taking your throne. Can we come to a compromise where I can rule happily without having to worry about getting assassinated by you?

. . And I need a new room now. x_x

. . Ulp. Contingency plans? Of what sort? Dx

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #669 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:20:23 pm »

I think he's bluffing.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #670 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:20:44 pm »

But there's always the possibility he isn't~

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #671 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:21:30 pm »

I still think he is.

Teasel · « **Reply #672 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:27:10 pm »

I've already burnt this place down to the ground once, and I wiped the Spatula kingdom of the face of the map.

But I wont give anything away, wouldn't want to ruin the surprise... just whatever you do, don't light a match.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #673 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:28:10 pm »

. . You doused it in gasoline. x_x

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #674 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:29:50 pm »

He really just burnt a small bush outside of the castle walls; he didn't accomplish much. Besides, this castle is almost completely made out of stone and such; fire wouldn't do much damage.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #675 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:31:27 pm »

Yeah, but there's probably a lot of flammable stuff inside~

How do you get gas off of something? Acid?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #676 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:38:52 pm »

Good question...

...from what I've read on thriftyfun.com, I'd recommend using baking soda.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #677 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:41:44 pm »

We'd need a lot of baking soda. . We don't even know how much gasoline there is.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #678 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:43:42 pm »

Do you smoke?

MiriaRose · « **Reply #679 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:45:11 pm »

No. .

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #680 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:47:24 pm »

Neither do I, so fire will be less of an occurance.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #681 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:53:05 pm »

He might set it on fire himself. .

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #682 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:59:02 pm »

Are you kidding? He's such a lousy pyro that he'd probably set himself on fire then laugh while falling into the empty zombie pit.

Teasel · « **Reply #683 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:05:59 pm »

THAT'S IT!

You're both idiots, and it's not gasoline! It's flammable gases that have been building up underneath the castle, and now they have also filled the interior of the castle.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #684 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:11:55 pm »

Ohfun.

That's not really a contingengy plan, though, so much as a lucky coincidence for you. xP

Teasel · « **Reply #685 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:14:47 pm »

*Jumps into conveniently concealed escape pod*

Bon voyage! *Detonates several small explosives which ignite the flammable gases*

MiriaRose · « **Reply #686 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:21:00 pm »

-jumps out window-

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #687 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:22:43 pm »

Wow, big surprise. NOTHING HAPPENED!!!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #688 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:23:40 pm »

Glass hurts. >.>

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #689 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:25:09 pm »

You need a band-aid?

MiriaRose · « **Reply #690 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:29:16 pm »

Nah, I'll live.

Looks like the castle was destroyed.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #691 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:31:10 pm »

I think the glass may have affected your eyesight. Nothing happened.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #692 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:36:23 pm »

Yeah. . It exploded. xP

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #693 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:45:04 pm »

His expolsives were fakes and there isn't any gasoline. He's a liar.

Teasel · « **Reply #694 on:** April 02, 2009, 11:36:53 pm »

*Shouts from afar*

No, you're just an idiot!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #695 on:** April 03, 2009, 07:58:49 pm »

I'm afraid I gotta agree with him. . The castle's kinda in shambles, dude.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #696 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:06:54 pm »

>.>
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Whatcha doin'?

MiriaRose · « **Reply #697 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:07:43 pm »

. . Being rebellious and taking over the Fork Castle? >.>

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #698 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:08:38 pm »

Fun, fun.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #699 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:23:08 pm »

Oh. Hostile Takeover?

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Author Topic: The Fork Castle (Read 140937 times)