Author Topic: Chopstick Ninja Village! (Read 8946 times)

TurboSaiyanJason · « **on:** January 18, 2009, 02:48:45 pm »

I am Red the Ninja, of the Chopstick Village. I am allied with but independent of the spoons. We have served our purpose in the Great War against the forks, but now that time has gone. I return from an overseas mission to discover a ninja clan fading and leader-less. So upon myself the reigns I take to guide the Chopstick Village on the path to righteousness, and in hopes of atonement for numerous crimes of which I'm accused. Only the brave who travel through the mountains, the home of the volcano Devil's Flask, can hope to reach my village on the other side in Ramen valley. Attempts to conquer are futile, but alliances and peace offerings might be accepted and met with equal offerings by my clan brothers.

oslapedo · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:50:24 pm »

You are not allied with the spoons. We shun you.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:51:03 pm »

Yesh, bigtime.

NightLotus · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:51:32 pm »

*pokepokepoke* i think you are just trying to make up for being flung over the walls of the fork castle

MiriaRose · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:51:49 pm »

EPIC FAIL

oslapedo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:52:36 pm »

I CLAIM THE CHOPSTICKS FOR MY OWN.

*begins conquest*

mangakaluna · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:54:01 pm »

Knives chop sticks!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:54:35 pm »

The Spoon Empire is expanding.

NightLotus · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:55:01 pm »

scary daddy is on a quest!! GO DADDY!!! ^^

MiriaRose · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:58:25 pm »

Quote from: TurboSaiyanJason on January 18, 2009, 02:48:45 pm

I am allied with but independent of the spoons.

Not for much longer.

oslapedo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:59:01 pm »

*shoots TSJ dead*

NOW THE CHOPSTICKS BELONG TO ME. AHAHAHA.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2009, 02:59:30 pm »

GO OSLA!

Can I be the viceroy?

Blackstar · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:01:17 pm »

Once again the king of the pocky people will stay out of this

oslapedo · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:03:43 pm »

Quote from: MiriaRose on January 18, 2009, 02:59:30 pm

GO OSLA!

Can I be the viceroy?

YES

MiriaRose · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:06:09 pm »

Quote from: oslapedo on January 18, 2009, 03:03:43 pm

Quote from: MiriaRose on January 18, 2009, 02:59:30 pm
GO OSLA!

Can I be the viceroy?

YES

THANK YOU!

oslapedo · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:08:41 pm »

WELCOME =D

NightLotus · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:23:51 pm »

yay daddy! such a conqueror! ^^

oslapedo · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:28:09 pm »

I try

NightLotus · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:28:35 pm »

SO COOL!!! *BWEEE!!!*
^^

oslapedo · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:30:53 pm »

Thanks daughter. WANNA HELP ME DOMINATE THIS CHOPPY NATION?

NightLotus · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:32:01 pm »

LETS!!! >:3

oslapedo · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:33:31 pm »

BWAHAHA! First we need to hang spoon flags in all of the chopstick flag poles! >:3

NightLotus · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:45:12 pm »

YAY!! ^^
*dances around and hangs up flags* ^^

MiriaRose · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:46:03 pm »

What do our flags look like, anyways?

StarryShay · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2009, 05:47:11 pm »

Ummm, probably something cute with a spoon on it. :3

MiriaRose · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:06:50 pm »

What colours would it be?

StarryShay · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:08:40 pm »

I don't really know.
-Ponders-
The King say's it's Rainbow. ^^

MiriaRose · « **Reply #27 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:20:27 pm »

xD Awesome!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #28 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:29:00 pm »

Quote from: danayoki on January 18, 2009, 06:26:34 pm

Quote from: TurboSaiyanJason on January 18, 2009, 02:48:45 pm
I am Red the Ninja, of the Chopstick Village. I am allied with but independent of the spoons.

...
o_o;

Worry not, Twin, I now rule the Chopstick Village in the name of the king.

StarryShay · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:33:17 pm »

:3
Heeey Dana.

Quote from: danayoki on January 18, 2009, 06:26:34 pm

..
o_o;

I feel the same way. v.v;

MiriaRose · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:37:16 pm »

Quote from: danayoki on January 18, 2009, 06:35:31 pm

Quote from: StarryShay on January 18, 2009, 06:33:17 pm
:3
Heeey Dana.

Quote from: danayoki on January 18, 2009, 06:26:34 pm
.....
o_o;
I feel the same way. v.v;

Thank gawd I'm not the only one.

I think that's how pretty much everyone feels.

StarryShay · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:41:17 pm »

-Silent nod-
):

NightLotus · « **Reply #32 on:** January 19, 2009, 08:52:33 am »

so sleepy...
hanging up rainbow flags all night makes lotus want to snorlax ><

melchizedek · « **Reply #33 on:** January 19, 2009, 09:23:48 am »

I slept 16 hours of the last 24 hours

NightLotus · « **Reply #34 on:** January 19, 2009, 09:27:24 am »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on January 19, 2009, 09:17:10 am

Quote from: NightLotus on January 19, 2009, 08:52:33 am
so sleepy...
hanging up rainbow flags all night makes lotus want to snorlax ><

You can always come back to the castle and cuddle with me while we take a quick nap :3

yay!! *cuddles*

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #35 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:26:03 pm »

FOOLS! My chopstick village lies beneath the surface of the earth in caverns reachable only through a cave at the bottom of the mouth of the Devil's flask, a towering volcano on the, outskirts of spoon-land. A door of igneous rock protects it from the bowels of lava and small flames like you who dare try to defile it.

The one you so stormed was a decoy. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But seriously, read your own history spoon king. The chopsticks participated in the Great War against the forks. Call it...situational alliance. Then, we went our separate ways.

I see nothing gained from attacking me, except more brutal persecution. You cast me out of your lands, is that not so punishment enough for all the crimes I've been accused of??

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #36 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:31:17 pm »

Maybe I didn't have time at the time, as I was going somewhere offline. Also I meant for the underground village to be revealed AFTER anyone tried to attack it's decoy.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #37 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:32:27 pm »

Russia and the Germany were allies once.

We all know what happened with that, right? =\ We own the Chopsticks Village. Just because you weren't on to stop it isn't our fault. You tried to join groups full of people who you'd made uncomfortable in the past. What were you expecting?

It's called imperialism. We took over your village. Now we get to tax you on your tea. Don't like it? Drink coffee.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #38 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:35:20 pm »

I try.

oslapedo · « **Reply #39 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:42:33 pm »

Oh world history =,D

MiriaRose · « **Reply #40 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:44:05 pm »

xD We haven't gotten to Germany and Russia yet in history.

We just did imperialism, though. xD Guess what our final is on?

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #41 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:44:47 pm »

*escapes but leaves the igneous rock door open and summons the spirits of fire to erupt the volcano and cause lava to flow into the vreal "conquered" village destroying it and every utensil being in it, spoon, fork or chopstick.* You will pay for your barbarism! I've seen Spartans more friendly than you!

oslapedo · « **Reply #42 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:45:39 pm »

Quote from: MiriaRose on January 19, 2009, 12:44:05 pm

xD We haven't gotten to Germay and Russia yet in history.

We just did imperialism, though. xD Guess what our final is on?

Mine was and I think I fail-ed it =,3

MiriaRose · « **Reply #43 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:46:19 pm »

HAHANO.

oslapedo · « **Reply #44 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:46:53 pm »

Oh, I was just ignoring that

MiriaRose · « **Reply #45 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:47:31 pm »

I would have, too, but posting stuff in size 50 and red is just so much fun. .

oslapedo · « **Reply #46 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:48:33 pm »

Enjoy it while you can maggot.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #47 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:49:18 pm »

get out while you can...there is nothing here now...

oslapedo · « **Reply #48 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:50:13 pm »

Nothing but my chopstick spoon colonies.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #49 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:51:30 pm »

Spoons don't take even jokes of attack well.

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