Author Topic: Who would win in a fight (Read 133188 times)

soundninja12 · « **Reply #500 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:55:10 pm »

beret, because this creepy kid in my class wears beanies, and one of my awesome nerdy friends always wears berets.
plus, berets are so much cooler anywhoos!

Cows v.s Horses?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #501 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:59:15 pm »

Horses. They'll shred those cows with their razor-hooves.

Dolphins vs Borg

kylite · « **Reply #502 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:48:03 pm »

Borg, resistance is futile

Sailor Moon vs Puni Puni Poemi

soundninja12 · « **Reply #503 on:** June 18, 2009, 06:37:31 pm »

I really don't know.
Sailor moon, 'cause she's creepier?

Quote from: DancingTofu on June 17, 2009, 11:59:15 pm

Horses. They'll shred those cows with their razor-hooves.

AH! Violence is never the answer!

Chicks (like baby chickens) with razorblades on their wigs v.s pigs with rockets strapped to their backs?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #504 on:** June 24, 2009, 03:52:19 am »

Chicks. Unless you meant "rocket launchers".

A man armed with nothing by a pound of uncooked spaghetti versus the entire state of Wisconsin?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #505 on:** June 25, 2009, 03:38:43 am »

^ The Man; Wisconsin would have a cheesy-heart attack.

V Honey from Ouran Host Club vs. Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh?

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #506 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:16:45 am »

Honey. Just cuz.

Shamwow guy VS Diabeetus guy

kobansora · « **Reply #507 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:22:07 pm »

Shamwow guy; because he can use the shamwow to absorb the diabeetus guy and the rest of the world.

Young Snake vs MGS4 Raiden

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #508 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:37:00 pm »

^ Raiden, I guess...

V A carnation vs. a tulip.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #509 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:31:00 pm »

Carnation. Tulips don't sound nearly as violent.

Violent violets vs. raging roses?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #510 on:** June 25, 2009, 04:29:34 pm »

^ Raging roses.

V Barq's vs. Mug.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #511 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:17:04 pm »

Mug. They never lied to consumers about the drugs contained in their beverage.

The latter vs. the former?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #512 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:37:46 pm »

^ The latter.

V Eat a puppy or eat a kitty?

jaybug · « **Reply #513 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:20:58 pm »

the eat a kitty person would win. because after eating a cat, you have got to be about the most ornery person walking!

bagpipe, or trombone?

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #514 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:24:26 am »

Bagpipe. Tkae a lot to beat it at failing.

Transformers or Terminator

jaybug · « **Reply #515 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:23:15 pm »

Transformers, nothing seems to be able to kill them for over 25 years. Because at least Terminator was a good flick back in the day. And Transformers were a cheap @ss toy that broke if you took it out of the box. Trust me on this, I had a professor that was a Vice-president with Hasbro back then. She knew.

Miami Vice vs. Galaxy Police?

KogaRyu · « **Reply #516 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:10:27 pm »

Miami Vice! They don't mess around.

Ouran High Host Club VS The SOS Brigade

jaybug · « **Reply #517 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:26:24 pm »

SOS Brigade. You don't mess with the Kami! Not when all of reality is subject to change without notice.

The Sta-Puft Marshmallow man, or Vbendum, the Michelin man?

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #518 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:34:00 pm »

Sta-Puft Marshmallow because its soft

Mega-man or Zero???

jaybug · « **Reply #519 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:40:23 pm »

Mega man, I just can't see Zero doing much really.

Shakespeare or David Mamet?

bou12345318 · « **Reply #520 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:29:08 am »

Shakespeare because I dont know who the heck David Mamet is DX

Chuck norris vs Bruce Lee

DancingTofu · « **Reply #521 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:35:30 am »

Chun Li.

Kiss vs. Dragonforce

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #522 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:48:03 am »

Kiss. <3

Knocked Up or Role Models?

KogaRyu · « **Reply #523 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:54:15 am »

Role Models 4 sho

Mr. T Vs. Ving Rhames

The_Geek · « **Reply #524 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:19:24 am »

Mr. T, because his hair allows him to defy gravity.

In a foodfight: Waffles or muffins?

jaybug · « **Reply #525 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:26:16 pm »

Muffins, because they have cup support.

Sci-fi geeks versus fantasy nerds?

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #526 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:52:57 pm »

Sci-fi geeks are wimpy, but possess advanced technology and weaponry. Fantasy nerds, however, are superb strategists and have the force of blunt objects on their side.

Fantasy nerds. Because we all remember what happened to the Empire when it brought advanced technology onto Endor.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker vs. Skidz and Mudflap in an ultimate tag-team battle to see who makes the best set of Autobot twins?

Man of the Public · « **Reply #527 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:59:09 pm »

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker

Venture Twins or the Olsen twins

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #528 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:08:14 pm »

Go team Venture, man.

Chocolate KitKats or Green Tea KitKats?

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #529 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:09:34 pm »

Chocolate! Just like Pocky will at Kumoricon!

Kingdom Hearts 2 Mickey or Yoda?

Man of the Public · « **Reply #530 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:11:16 pm »

I have to go with Yoda, a light saber cat cut through any thing.

Mars or venus

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #531 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:12:35 pm »

I'll have to go with Marvin on this one. Mars FTW.

Ryuk or Grell?

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #532 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:14:34 pm »

Both would lose and explode in big painful fiery deathitude.

A Star Destroyer or Chuck Norris?

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #533 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:17:27 pm »

You fool, that makes no sense. Why would Chuck Norris fight himself?

A contingent of SOLDIER guards or Zack Fair?

jaybug · « **Reply #534 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:23:53 pm »

Zack, because the soldiers are fighting Fair!

Ratatouile or Desperaux?

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #535 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:33:54 pm »

Desperaux, they have a spoon castle!

Spiderman v.s. Batman?

jaybug · « **Reply #536 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:45:22 pm »

Spider-Man would thwip his @ss! Unless the Batman set spider traps.

Ashley or Mary Kate ?

KogaRyu · « **Reply #537 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:49:44 pm »

Hard to say, the wind keeps blowing them away before they can finish the fight.

Samus Aran Vs. The Master Chief

jaybug · « **Reply #538 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:52:33 pm »

The master chief, squids rule!

Jar heads or grunts?

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #539 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:56:09 pm »

Grunts have Holy Flares! (plasma grenades)

Misato (Evangelion) or Leia Organa in Return of the Jedi?

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #540 on:** July 24, 2009, 12:56:48 am »

Leia all the way.

The Blob or Juggernaut?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #541 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:34:13 pm »

Whose blob? The boy's?

Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya vs. Capcom

jaybug · « **Reply #542 on:** July 26, 2009, 07:38:43 pm »

Capcom, they're all lawyered up!

A lawyer versus a doctor?

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #543 on:** July 26, 2009, 08:12:36 pm »

A lawyer, cause I'm gunna be a lawyer!

(And lawyers can sue doctors!)

A pixie vs a faerie?

soundninja12 · « **Reply #544 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:25:34 pm »

PIXIE!
They're wee, just like us (directed towards Demonspawn)!

Manga v.s Anime

DancingTofu · « **Reply #545 on:** July 28, 2009, 01:53:43 am »

Seems like a pretty arbitrary comparison. Anime is just the Japanese term for "Animated Cartoon", meaning Manga (the Japanese word for cartoon) set in a sequence that appears to imitate motion.

An armless boxer vs. a legless bicyclist.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #546 on:** July 28, 2009, 01:53:37 pm »

A stomachless hot dog eating contestant.
(No offense to them, but maybe the bicyclist should become a boxer and the boxer should become a bicyclist, I think it would work better that way.)

A cat with a bonnet v.s a cow with a soda drinking hat?

Man of the Public · « **Reply #547 on:** July 28, 2009, 02:23:58 pm »

Cat with Bonnet I suppose.

Green tea vs Black Tea

sabata · « **Reply #548 on:** July 28, 2009, 02:55:53 pm »

black tea would win. stays up later. green tea would go to sleep faster cause it's healthy and crap.
Sesshy VS sepheroth! white hair men to the death!!! they are both demons

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #549 on:** July 28, 2009, 06:35:15 pm »

Wow! That's probably the best pairing in here for quite some time! Hmm... I think I'd say Sesshomaru, but we'd probably die of old age before the winner would be determined.

Conan from Case Closed vs. Lina Inverse from Slayers in an IQ test?

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