Author Topic: Name that Movie Quote! (Read 103223 times)

RemSaverem · « **Reply #600 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:03:57 pm »

Quote from: pepito on April 23, 2009, 02:11:57 pm

The Truth about cats and Dogs - and Mystery Men (One of my all time favorite movies)

Right, right, and makes sense to me

So you should've posted TWO new quotes--especially since I had to look up your new one

(Haven't seen it.)

Quote

Sorry, I've been away - I had a knee injury and haven't been doing much

Ooh, bummer, hope you heal well.

Quote

New Quote

The only thing that separates us from the animals...is we have pornography.

It'll be interesting to see if anyone gets it

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #601 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:05:23 pm »

Clue for "CITIZENS OF VALENCIAaaaaaaaa..."

Charleton Heston sez it, costar is Sophia Lauren, 2nd female actress is Genevieve Paige who I *think* is still alive...

LOVED "The Shoveler" in Mystery Men.

Tank Girl quote (which I did not get) reminded me of Robin vs the three-headed guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-10.htm

Excerpt:
MINSTREL: [singing]
He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who--
ROBIN:
Shut up! Um, n-- n-- n-- nobody, really. I'm j-- j-- j-- ju-- just, um-- just passing through.
ALL HEADS:
What do you want?
MINSTREL: [singing]
To fight and--
ROBIN:
Shut up! Um, oo, a-- nothing. Nothing, really. I, uh-- j-- j-- just-- just to, um-- just to p-- pass through, good Sir Knight.
ALL HEADS:
I'm afraid not!
ROBIN:
Ah. W-- well, actually I-- I am a Knight of the Round Table.
ALL HEADS:You're a Knight of the Round Table?
ROBIN:I am.
LEFT HEAD: In that case, I shall have to kill you.
MIDDLE HEAD:Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD:Oh, I don't think so.
MIDDLE HEAD:Well, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD: I think, kill him.
RIGHT HEAD:Oh, let's be nice to him.
LEFT HEAD:Oh, shut up.
ROBIN:Perhaps I could--
LEFT HEAD:And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
RIGHT HEAD:Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD:Yes, do us all a favour!
LEFT HEAD:What?
RIGHT HEAD:Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD:You're lucky. You're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD:What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD:You snore!
LEFT HEAD: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD:Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD:Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD:Oh, not biscuits.
LEFT HEAD: All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
MIDDLE HEAD:He buggered off!
RIGHT HEAD: So he has. He's scarpered.

MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away,
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away, away.
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat,
ROBIN: All lies!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
ROBIN: I never!

pepito · « **Reply #602 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:31:03 am »

@Rem - Just finished the movie, meh... book as usuall is way better

@Prinz - What's wierd is there is a 2nd verse to Brave Sir Robin Ran away, that can be found in the script or on the soundtrack.. it goes

"Packing it in, and packing it up
And Sneaking away
And buggering up
Yes, Bravely he is trowing in the sponge"

RemSaverem · « **Reply #603 on:** April 24, 2009, 01:11:39 pm »

Guy, wouldn't surprise me if TG's quote was an homage.
Anyone going to see Spamalot?
Meantime at a benefit sale for Children's Miracle Network today I got a concert tour book of Sarah Brightman (aka Blind Mag from Repo: The Genetic Opera)!
If any fan is in Eugene there's also a video of her, I would've got it but it's on VHS....

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #604 on:** April 28, 2009, 07:10:39 am »

Speaking of homage ("hpwmage?") - drift on over to THIS thread for a second
and see what movie JAYBUG was referencing!

http://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=9276.msg385736#msg385736

Great job, Jay!

Allright - time's up on a couple of quotes:

"Citizens of Valencia," etc is from El Cid, 1961.
C. Heston bellows before a walled city and EVERYONE within hears him clearly. Including a smith who lays down his tool to listen. The scenes of the last battle are interesting to compare with LOTR battles - somehow having 2,000 real actors on the ground looks different form CGI hordes.

Okay, speaking of 'on the ground,' here's a TV SHOW QUOTE / Scene"

A: "Yes, your ships are very impressive in space, or in the air. But they are on the ground now, {B}."
B: "So? They can sense an approaching ship from miles away! So what are you going to do, {A}? Blow up the island?"
A: "Actually..." [produces remote detonator from his jacket] "Now that you mention it..."
B: Nooo!!

Cut scene: *KABOOOM*

And from Way, back, since we were on about Holy Grail just recently,
"This new Learning amazes me Sir Bedevire," etc, also came from Holy Grail.

NEW Movie Quote: "O Lord, without consulting with Thee, we have sent thy way some souls whose evil ways passeth all understanding. We ask Thee humbly to receive them... whether you want them or not! Amen. "

Wuntvor · « **Reply #605 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:36:22 pm »

Quote from: Prinz Eugen on April 28, 2009, 07:10:39 am

A: "Yes, your ships are very impressive in space, or in the air. But they are on the ground now, {B}."
B: "So? They can sense an approaching ship from miles away! So what are you going to do, {A}? Blow up the island?"
A: "Actually..." [produces remote detonator from his jacket] "Now that you mention it..."
B: Nooo!!

Cut scene: *KABOOOM*

Ah yes, Babylon 5. How I miss that series.

jaybug · « **Reply #606 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:19:01 pm »

Too bad you can't write Peter Jurasik's accent. My good, good friend Mr. Garibaldi! I have felt like calling up the Jerry Doyle show, just to say that to him in the Cetauri accent. I wonder if that guy doing Netflix ads on the radio is one of the actors who played a Centauri?

jaybug · « **Reply #607 on:** May 05, 2009, 08:47:10 pm »

I used that Dr. Strangelove quote in a letter to the editor that will be in the 6 May 09 Register Guard. http://www.registerguard.com/csp/cms/sites/web/opinion/12687642-47/story.csp

lol I should have stated that bread and beer are NOT carbon neutral! Darn it 20/20 hindsight. oh well

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #608 on:** May 08, 2009, 05:55:24 pm »

Hey, Gang! I'm out of town visiting my father and my cousin and other family for a bit.
My cousin is a ferociously prolific movie quote mavin - Indulge us with a few from him:

1) "Gentlemen, please - there is NO fighting in the WAR ROOM!"

2) "Is someone here not having a good time?" and "No, don't tug on that, you don't
know what it's attached to."

3) "I was in Kansas once, they have sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-a-bitches."
and "There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory."

4) "If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

Be back next week! Have a good weekend, everyone!

lightbeam911 · « **Reply #609 on:** May 08, 2009, 06:19:41 pm »

I'm going to shoot myself later for doing this quote, but:

"No ones called me a butthead since about the ninth grade."

pepito · « **Reply #610 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:34:11 am »

1) "Gentlemen, please - there is NO fighting in the WAR ROOM!"

Dr Stangelove I presume

2) "Is someone here not having a good time?" and "No, don't tug on that, you don't
know what it's attached to."

No idea

3) "I was in Kansas once, they have sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-a-bitches."
and "There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory."

Josey Wales

4) "If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

Again no idea

Quote from: lightbeam911 on May 08, 2009, 06:19:41 pm

I'm going to shoot myself later for doing this quote, but:

"No ones called me a butthead since about the ninth grade."

ANIMAL HOUSE!!!!!

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RemSaverem · « **Reply #611 on:** May 11, 2009, 12:26:38 am »

about the door....I'm thinking it has to be either Death speaking, or more likely, a hit man.

I knew the Strangelove.

The don't tug one...sounds like it could be Mel Brooks' style of humor.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #612 on:** May 11, 2009, 05:58:40 pm »

*It's from an episode of a little kids show, but lets see if you can guess it anyways!*
"Some people see the glass as half full, others... just wear glasses"

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #613 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:06:41 am »

^ I think I've heard that before...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #614 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:45:44 am »

Well one wasn't made for me to answer so I'll make one to start it up again.

"In this life you can lose everything you love, everything that loves you. Alot of people told me that I'd never wrestle again, the only one that's gonna tell me when I'm through doing my thing, is you people here."

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #615 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:09:23 am »

That would be "The Wrestler."

Sakis01 · « **Reply #616 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:18:08 am »

Hmmm good~

How about this one?

"I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time"

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #617 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:40:40 am »

Quote from: Sakis01 on June 02, 2009, 11:18:08 am

Hmmm good~

How about this one?

"I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time"

Um, it's my turn to give a quote, and I have no idea about that quote you just gave.

"Now rise." (Character rises) "Not like a horse."
and from the same movie...
"Stay out of my room. Your fingers smell. I can't have you touching my things."

Sakis01 · « **Reply #618 on:** June 04, 2009, 04:33:30 am »

I believe that's from Memoirs of a Geisha.

How about this:

"Mom, I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up, NAKED?"

RemSaverem · « **Reply #619 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:42:03 pm »

Thrilled to see this thread return, even though I'm clueless about the quotes up so far!

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #620 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:42:00 am »

4311 yeah mine and my mothers favorite witch movie Pratical Magic seconded by The Craft

ok 2 quotes b/c i just saw this movie on usa
and b/c i start watching this series again

From the movie
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
THAT is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Boobs.

and from the series
Gene, I was so scared!
Don't worry, everything's alright now.
Is that why you have your hand on her a$$?

have fun

ps the original nintendo super code lol

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #621 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:51:31 am »

Quote

and from the series
Gene, I was so scared!
Don't worry, everything's alright now.
Is that why you have your hand on her a$$?

outlaw star! one of my fave series ever ^.^

i dunno the movie though, i just wanted to answer the series, lol. so i won't add a new one yet

RemSaverem · « **Reply #622 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:54:42 pm »

The Konami code strips zombies? Who knew? I just learned it to view an easter egg on the DVD for the Done the Impossible Firefly/Serenity fandom documentary!

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #623 on:** June 23, 2009, 02:50:32 pm »

ok hint for my previous quote

Whoever said size doesn' matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones...

Once again, that is too much information- oh, sheit!

its really hard quoting that movie b/c almost every other sentence has some obsenity

but this one should be easier

Dade?
Yeah, ma?
What are you doing?
I'm taking over a TV network.
Finish up, honey, and get to sleep.

You look good in a dress.
You would have looked better.

im still trying to find a copy of this movie i miss it soo much
i think its the first good movie that you saw these 2 actors in

StarryShay · « **Reply #624 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:53:35 pm »

Quote:
Person A: But I don't want to go among mad people.
Person B: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Person A: How do you know I'm mad?
Person B: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
Person A: And how do you know that you're mad?
Person B: To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?
Person A: I suppose so,
Person B: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

Haha, figure that out. xD

CloudStrife32 · « **Reply #625 on:** June 24, 2009, 06:21:07 pm »

^ That would be from "Alice in Wonderland".
But, since I can't figure out what the other quote is from, I don't plan on adding a new one.

StarryShay · « **Reply #626 on:** June 24, 2009, 08:13:38 pm »

Good job.~~~ :333

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #627 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:58:28 pm »

Does htis mean I get to post one?

Person 1: "Sometimes anger can help you survive."
Person 2: *nods* "So can Faith."

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #628 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:59:21 pm »

Quote from: Sakis01 on June 04, 2009, 04:33:30 am

I believe that's from Memoirs of a Geisha.

How about this:

"Mom, I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up, NAKED?"

Yep! And not sure...

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #629 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:06:26 am »

Mom, I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up, NAKED

thats "Practical Magic" but we did that already

sigh and no one has figured out either of mine yet
i feel sad now

superjaz · « **Reply #630 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:06:35 pm »

^ dear not medic!!! hackers! lets see i will post one later

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #631 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:18:43 pm »

yeah 1 down

now who knows the other

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #632 on:** July 29, 2009, 02:55:32 am »

Quote from: MEDIC!!! on June 05, 2009, 03:42:00 am

and from the series
Gene, I was so scared!
Don't worry, everything's alright now.
Is that why you have your hand on her a$$?

Are you referring to this one? It does sound familiar...

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #633 on:** August 05, 2009, 02:16:00 pm »

Quote from: Washougal_Otaku on July 29, 2009, 02:55:32 am

Quote from: MEDIC!!! on June 05, 2009, 03:42:00 am

and from the series
Gene, I was so scared!
Don't worry, everything's alright now.
Is that why you have your hand on her a$$?

Are you referring to this one? It does sound familiar...

no that one was answered already
its Outlaw Star

this one is the one no one can figure out

Quote from: MEDIC!!! on June 05, 2009, 03:42:00 am

From the movie
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
THAT is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Boobs.

this is making teh medic sad

Dubaby · « **Reply #634 on:** August 05, 2009, 03:45:19 pm »

Quote from: MEDIC!!! on June 05, 2009, 03:42:00 am

From the movie
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
THAT is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Boobs.

this is making teh medic sad

It's from "Stay Alive" right???

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #635 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:32:55 pm »

YEAH someone got it

Medic is happy

have another

It's a cholinesterase inhibitor. Stops the brain from sending nerve messages down the spinal cord within thirty seconds. Any epidermal exposure or inhalation and you'll know. A twinge at the small of your back as the poison seizes your nervous system...DO NOT MOVE THAT! Your muscles freeze, you can't breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out. But that's after your skin melts off.
My God...
Oh, I think we'd like God on our side at the moment, don't you?

StarryShay · « **Reply #636 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:42:16 pm »

"Well, I've never met a king or beast with quite so little hair."
xD
Easy..

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #637 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:55:20 pm »

Lion King

StarryShay · « **Reply #638 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:57:41 pm »

Haha, yeah.

"I may not be brave or strong or smart, but somewhere in my secret heart I know, love will find a way."

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #639 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:10:36 pm »

HAHAHAHA LION KING 2! You and your sister are such dorks. xD

"Years ago, I knew a boy who made all the wrong choices. He seemed a student like any other. "

MEDIC!!! · « **Reply #640 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:20:13 pm »

harry potter lol

so whos going to guess mine

Quote from: MEDIC!!! on August 12, 2009, 07:32:55 pm

It's a cholinesterase inhibitor. Stops the brain from sending nerve messages down the spinal cord within thirty seconds. Any epidermal exposure or inhalation and you'll know. A twinge at the small of your back as the poison seizes your nervous system...DO NOT MOVE THAT! Your muscles freeze, you can't breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out. But that's after your skin melts off.
My God...
Oh, I think we'd like God on our side at the moment, don't you?

oslapedo · « **Reply #641 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:31:08 pm »

"You came into my house, you touched my chiiild[...]"

leonmasteries · « **Reply #642 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:35:11 pm »

"Hey Donny, we got us a German here who want's to die for his country, Obliiiiige him." Inglorious Ba**erds

"You said he was your lucky charm, and you wanted to take him home with you." The Hangover

StarryShay · « **Reply #643 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:44:56 pm »

o.e

"I WANNA BE A HUMAN TOOO~"

soundninja12 · « **Reply #644 on:** August 19, 2009, 06:52:35 pm »

Either ponochio (No spelling skills) or little mermaid?

" I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "

Best... movie quote.... ever

Romo · « **Reply #645 on:** August 19, 2009, 08:03:54 pm »

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, awesome movie! xD

"You know what, Miss Ivy League? I can't take much more of this. This obsessive, compulsive, control-freak, paranoia."

Man of the Public · « **Reply #646 on:** August 19, 2009, 08:25:00 pm »

Rent

"In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway"

Dubaby · « **Reply #647 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:45:31 am »

Fight Club right?

"I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him."

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #648 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:50:07 am »

Quote from: Dubaby on August 20, 2009, 07:45:31 am

Fight Club right?

"I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him."

Watchmen!!!!! Rorschach to be more specific. ^_^

Here's one for the weirdos...

"Pulp horror novels. They're all pretty familiar. They all seem to have the same plot. Slimy things in the dark, people go mad...they turn into monsters. The funny thing is that they're kind of better written...than you'd expect. They sort of get to you in a way."

RemSaverem · « **Reply #649 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:46:14 pm »

It's gotta be "In the Mouth of Madness"! I'm pretty darn sure that it is...a *very* creepy film, inspired by Lovecraft. Well here's something for you, then--not a quote, but a head's up. My aunt makes her living being an extra / bit player in films. She was recently in Pickman's Muse, which is adapted from H. P. Lovecraft's "Haunter of the Dark." And I befriended the director, he sent me a copy of the unreleased DVD. He authorized me not only to watch it for myself, but to show it to Jaki, and if she thinks it's good enough, folks who come pick up their badges early on con-Friday might be able to watch it at a special little free screening! Then I'm going to show it to my friend who's the long-time projectionist at the Bijou, where it might get to screen around Samhain (Hallowe'en). Woot! (Actually I find Lovecraft films waaay creepy. But I'm glad to help my aunt

.)

P.S. to dear Eve: I guess that makes us the weirdos, eh? Er, but we knew that :0

Okay this gets even weirder...life imitating art imitating life imitating art...As soon as I finished posting I went to watch Supernatural...and it's the ep "The Monster At the End of This Book" (title from my favorite Muppet book, about Grover, btw). About a guy who draws comics of Sam & Dean & thinks he's a god bringing them to life. Sound familiar?

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Author Topic: Name that Movie Quote! (Read 103223 times)

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