Author Topic: Friendly Warnings: Let's Save the World! (Read 9161 times)

DancingTofu · « **on:** April 08, 2009, 01:03:45 am »

THIS IS A POSTING GAME! Post a piece of valuable advice that may one day help the person or people who read it!

Note that this is supposed to be lighthearted and comical.

I'll start:

Beware of falling cars!

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2009, 06:22:12 am »

My physics teacher often advised:
"Never include YOURSELF as a component of any high voltage, high current circuit."

tofutakeout · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2009, 08:34:00 am »

Don't try to catch a suatering blade when it's falling from the sky.

Kallika · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2009, 09:53:52 am »

Don't throw a brick straight up..it might come down.

jaybug · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:15:35 pm »

Drive like a maniac, you'll blend right in.

Daxe · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:21:04 am »

As my history teacher always used to tell us:
Have a good weekend, be safe and remember what I always say, "hubba hubba, use a rubba".

Blackstar · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:00:49 am »

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. It might bit your head off

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2009, 09:15:03 am »

Don't forget your towels

Wuntvor · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:09:42 pm »

Remember the GOLDEN RULE:

Dem dat has da gold makes da rules, or do unto others before they do unto you. Take your pick.

jaybug · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:49:52 pm »

Never assume anything, you're more liable to make an @ss out of U or Me!

Man of the Public · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2009, 07:16:09 pm »

Grandmother said this, If you make the world revolve around you, life becomes more fun.

jaybug · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2009, 08:20:22 pm »

Bumper sticker on one time co-worker's desk at CCC "Nuke the gay unborn whales for Jesus"

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:47:09 pm »

Don't forget to check for toilet paper before you sit? XD

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:19:00 am »

Blame Canada.

[but I'm part canadia eh?]

Higuma · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:38:48 pm »

never whittle towards yourself or pee into the wind.

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #15 on:** April 11, 2009, 08:41:17 pm »

Never lower Tilly's Pants, Grandmother may come home.

OK, that's actually a mnemonic for the names of the carpal bones:
Navicular
Lunate
Triquetrum
Pisiform
Greater Multangular ( then Lesser multangular)
Capitate
Hamate

Oh and for pee: DON'T hit the hot wire of an electric fence...
(See including yourself + high voltage as above...)

jaybug · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2009, 06:10:13 pm »

don't tug on Supermans' cape
don't spit into the wind
you don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim!

lyrics by Jim Croce

DancingTofu · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2009, 06:19:40 pm »

Don't play Vintage without a Shatterstorm. (Magic: The Gathering)

jaybug · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2009, 06:29:20 pm »

have a little cheese with your whine

KogaRyu · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2009, 02:01:47 am »

Three men may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2009, 03:15:19 am »

Dragonball: Revolution
...Beware...

StarryShay · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2009, 06:15:32 am »

Wait until your cake has cooled before puting on the icing. :3

jaybug · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2009, 06:21:02 pm »

do not beat your pancake batter until all the lumps are gone, you will have leathery pancakes if you do.

EmAino · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2009, 06:43:58 pm »

Beware of Hugh Hefner! He drinks the blood of newborn babies to stay young.

(...as much as I wish I could take credit for that, credit goes to my table mate in 2D Design Spring quarter of last year.)

There's also this gem from my junior high school science teacher: Life doesn't suck. You just think it does because you don't drink enough apple juice.

Negima · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2009, 11:38:31 pm »

The fewer soldiers or henchmen there are in a given area, the more accurate they become.

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #25 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:12:54 pm »

From tvtropes.org (which has a TON of anime commentary in it too...)

Do Not Touch The Funnel Cloud.

tofutakeout · « **Reply #26 on:** April 15, 2009, 10:12:22 pm »

What ever you do, Don't chug it.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #27 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:31:54 pm »

Char's custom zaku II is 3 times faster.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #28 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:46:54 pm »

Brawndo: It's what plants crave!

KogaRyu · « **Reply #29 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:52:54 pm »

Syke makes life like a Video Game.

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2009, 04:53:55 pm »

Paraphrased from today's "Wizard of Id" comic:

"Never dwell in a land where the vultures are fat."

DancingTofu · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2009, 10:37:01 pm »

Don't eat blackberries if they aren't black.

Teasel · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2009, 10:31:16 pm »

During a zombie outbreak, stay away from hospitals, police stations, churches, and any other public places, especially ones where people will be trying to hide.

jaybug · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:50:29 pm »

Hand over the chocolate, and no one gets hurt.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:04:07 pm »

Zombie repelant! Keep thoes pesky zombies away! *NOTE: zombie repelant does not actually keep the zombies away. Keep your blunt objects with you at all times.

jaybug · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:37:45 pm »

when camping out with your teen aged friends, never go anywhere alone!

Always remember to rearrange the deck chairs on any ship you are on that is sinking.

If it ain't broke don't fix it!

If it is broke, paint it.

Teasel · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:30:57 pm »

Just because you're young at heart doesn't mean you don't have to watch your cholesterol.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:25:59 am »

Activia yogurt makes you poop. 0_o

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:14:00 am »

Do not use dry granular pool chlorinating chemical (sodium hypochlorite) to soak up oil and gas stains on your concrete garage floor.

(Yes, I know someone who actually DID this, and NO thank God, it wasn't ME!)

jaybug · « **Reply #39 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:22:14 pm »

I'd like to have seen the youtube of that! lol Must have been like some people who deep fry their Thanksgiving turkey.

From page 113 of The City Who Fought, by Anne McCaffrey and S.M. Stirling "When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" Darn, I can't say I was original anymore.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #40 on:** May 02, 2009, 10:48:13 pm »

Don't call the cops at a gas station because they overcharged you 10 dollars. Tha's kinda ridiculous if you ask me. (My friend's dad did this. I was a little freaked about it... cops scare me.)

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:04:22 pm »

You can't spell pandemic without panic, so make sure to keep your pigs hidden.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #42 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:07:06 pm »

Quote from: CatchxMe on May 02, 2009, 11:04:22 pm

You can't spell pandemic without panic, so make sure to keep your pigs hidden.

My mom picked me up from school early one day and told the office I 'probably had the swine flu.' She laughed so hard when we got to the car. *rolls eyes*

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:08:50 pm »

Quote from: DemonSpawn on May 02, 2009, 11:07:06 pm

Quote from: CatchxMe on May 02, 2009, 11:04:22 pm
You can't spell pandemic without panic, so make sure to keep your pigs hidden.
My mom picked me up from school early one day and told the office I 'probably had the swine flu.' She laughed so hard when we got to the car. *rolls eyes*

My mom says if it gets near OC I get to skip school. 8D

Kallika · « **Reply #44 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:21:10 am »

I don't have to go to school because i don't have normal school..ha!

mattstotts46 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:11:16 am »

There is no "I" in TEAM. But There is an "ME" for me =)

Hawk_Gyrl · « **Reply #46 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:53:56 am »

Spit upwards, then run, the other way makes you get spit in your nose $:-\$

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #47 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:50:22 am »

DO NOT EAT FIRE! Gives you heart burn! (also: do not set yourself on fire, it kinda hurts)

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #48 on:** May 05, 2009, 06:44:03 am »

"Fasten, then zip" (Babylon 5 quote.)

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:20:49 pm »

Beam me up Scottie

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Author Topic: Friendly Warnings: Let's Save the World! (Read 9161 times)