I say my nickname should be "THE CRAZY UNCAL WITH THE SHADY PAST THAT ATTENDS THE FAMILY REUNIONS AND BRINGS AS A DISH BACON COVERED ASPARAGUS AND HE JUST STANDS NEXT TO HIS DISH MAKEING PEOPLE TAKE SOME, WHILE HE IS SEVERING HIS DISHES HE TRYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK BUT PEOPLE ONLY PRETENDED TO BE INSTRUCTED IN WHAT HE IS SAYING BUT THEY ARE RALLY CREEPED OUT ,THEY ARE JUST BEING NICE, AND WHEN THEY GO TO SIT DOWN THEY FOUND OUT THAT THE CRAZY UNCAL STOLE THERE CHAIR LEGS AND IS RUNNING OFF TO LAS VEGES TO SELL THEM IN A PAWN SHOP TO PAY OFF HIS GAMBLING DEPT." I think that fits me quit well